File this one under “We Shoulda seen this one coming.” It looks like the relationship between Burger King and Microsoft goes far beyond the Seven-patty burger we learned of yesterday, in support of the launch of Windows 7 in Japan. Evidently the promotion provided a HUGE boost to both burger and Operating System sales. SO [...]
Microsoft/Burger King promotion consumes Xbox Live!
October 23rd, 2009 · 4 Comments
Tags: Featured Content · Parody News · Xbox 360
Unconfirmed 1 vs. 100 survey would make for an excellent intelligence test
August 26th, 2009 · 2 Comments
Currently in beta, the Xbox Live version of 1 vs. 100 is free to all Gold members, but Microsoft seems to be mulling a pay-to-play format, at least if this image is to be believed. The picture, which was sent to Joystiq by an anonymous tipster, is supposedly from a survey meant to judge consumer [...]
Tags: Xbox 360
For the love of Castle Crashers
July 20th, 2009 · 4 Comments
Tags: Featured Content · Xbox 360
Sate your nostalgia, for a hefty price…
July 14th, 2009 · 1 Comment
Tags: Editorial · News · PlayStation 3 · Xbox 360
So Why Was Xbox Live Down?
June 17th, 2009 · 16 Comments
So I got home from work last night and all I wanted to do was play some Call of Duty 4 and shoot someone (in the game). I turned on the old Xbox and couldn’t connect. Oops, I forgot that XBL was down for maintenance.
Now that XBL is back, lets see what changed.
Tags: Xbox 360
Microsoft announces Xbox Live Gold FREE on 6/1/09!
May 15th, 2009 · 18 Comments
May 15th will be known as the day of three huge announcements. The biggest of them all is Microsoft driving the final nail into the Playstation 3. Yes, you read right…Starting June 1st all Xbox 360 owners will be able to create gold accounts on Xbox LIVE and never have to pay a penny for [...]
Tags: Parody News · Xbox 360
First, We Are All Gamers
April 29th, 2009 · 26 Comments
No, I’m not gay. As the Denis Leary song goes, “I like porno/ and football/ and books about war.” So I’m not sure why the whole GLBT (Gay/Lesbian/Bi/Trans) flap recently on Xbox Live and now the BioWare forums piss me off. I guess I just hate racism and bigotry.
Come watch “Milk” with me after the [...]
Tags: Editorial · Feature · Featured Content · News · PC · Xbox 360
Ping Time brings pointless apps to your 360
April 22nd, 2009 · 1 Comment
Yes, folks, it’s a slow news day. You can now download a digital Pong clock to your Xbox 360.
Doesn’t that sound exciting?! Riveting coverage over the jump…
What is Your Number?
April 6th, 2009 · 9 Comments
Have you ever wondered if you are above average when it comes to the number of achievements you have unlocked on your Xbox? Last week Microsoft’s Aaron Greenberg revealed the total number of achievements unlocked by Xbox live users. Keep reading to see if you are doing your part or if you need to up the ante!
Tags: Xbox 360
Break One Out
March 26th, 2009 · 15 Comments
Did anyone know that Microsoft had a “sex rating” for video games? This was news to me. Apparently a new game released on the Xbox Live Marketplace takes the prize for the first community game to receive the elusive 3/3 “sex rating” Keep reading for all of the dirty details.
Tags: Community Content · News · Xbox 360
Microsoft’s banhammer drops on the “Brown Eyes”
February 27th, 2009 · 13 Comments
In yet another use of its Terms of Service for the purpose of expulsion, Microsoft announced today that anyone with brown eyes, and who openly admits having brown eyes in their Gamertag or profile, will be subject to immediate suspension until such time as that individual removes the offending text.
Tags: Parody News
I’ll let the Griefers win… No more Online Shooters.
January 28th, 2009 · 16 Comments
As many of you know, I took a break from playing online competetive shooters back in October. The hiatus was to last until the holiday season was over, and I stood firm against my urge to pop in Call of Duty until after the New Year. That urge was easy to fight because it simply [...]
Tags: Editorial
The Douche Bags have been silenced.
January 20th, 2009 · 17 Comments
There was a time when all I played was Call of Duty 4. That was it. That was my gaming life. Inevitably, invariably and without fail, my group would run into a bunch of foul mouth, racist, ten year olds. Because of my own failings as a human being, I usually couldn’t rest until I [...]
