Halo Reach. Perhaps the last Bungie-made Halo game ever. Our last, best hope at a coherent narrative. Whatever your take on the next Halo game, very little is known about the game. Is it a squad based shooter? Is it something altogether different?
I don’t know, but I’ve got seven screen caps of it, after the [...]

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I’m still very early into Borderlands. It’s a fun game so far. Four player co-op is fun. Lot’s of fun combat. Lot’s of different and fun-to-use weapons.  Heck, even the RPG elements to this shooter have entertained so far. The only bad part?
The sharing. Sharing sucks. Read on.

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That’s right bitches we finally got one right! The Defibrillator has been confirmed in L4D2.  Sarcastic Gamer had it first about a month before the big boys, Kotaku and Joystiq. We out rumored Kotaku? Aw hell yeah, next thing you know, we’ll start posting pictures of gaming inspired pumpkins and cakes.
Read on for more awesomeness.

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HA,HA,HA…HAH, hahahaaa….HA!
I’m sorry, I was having a vicious laugh over this nonsense at Ebay.  For those of you who haven’t heard, Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Train Wreck and Alaskan Empress-of-the-North Sarah Palin signed an Xbox 360 for a rabid fan of hers back in July.
This fan, David Morill, claimed he had the 360 signed just [...]

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It’s Wednesday, and The Beatles: Rock Band is fresh on the market. You have the guitars and a drum kit, so you only really need to pick up the game. The only problem is that you only have one mic to sing with… you need three if you really want the complete Beatles experience. You [...]

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Firefight… every time I hear the name, I think of the scene from Boondock Saints where William Dafoe loses his s*** while re-enacting a gun fight. For those that have not seen that movie or would like to relive the awesome, here it is.

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Microsoft confirmed today that they will be charging 10 MS points for each slice of cake in Fat Princess, in an effort to recoup the $50 million spent to unseat the game from Sony exclusivity.

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Well, dudes and dudettes, I’m going to be going off the radar for a few days while my wife and I move into a new house.  So no new articles for me for a few days while I get my mancave command center up and running again.
Before I unplug, I figured that since the forum [...]

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The official Bioshock 2 release dates have been announced! Finally, the European Union is getting thrown a bone worth mentioning, albeit a small one.
Find out when after the jump!

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May 15th will be known as the day of three huge announcements.  The  biggest of them all is Microsoft driving the final nail into the Playstation 3.  Yes, you read right…Starting June 1st all Xbox 360 owners will be able to create gold accounts on Xbox LIVE and never have to pay a penny for [...]

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Okay, let’s do this one by the numbers.
Terminator: Salvation the game, based on the early summer blockbuster, is scheduled to release in two weeks on May 19th on the Xbox 360, PS3, PC and not the Wii (shocking, I know).  The game release date that I’ve seen is three days before the movie comes out, [...]

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If you download the multiplayer demo for Capcom’s “Bionic Commando”, there’s a pretty good chance you will have the same first thought that I had when the gameplay started.
“21 years after the original arcade cabinet came out, they finally taught the SOB how to jump!”

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April…every gamer’s most-reviled month of the year. It’s the only time we’re guaranteed to be starved of new games. The publishers are finishing up their profit counts from the end of the last fiscal year and preparing themselves for the summer release window. But it’s not summer yet, we’re stuck here, in April…
SO! With that [...]

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