Well, hello there chaps, chapettes, bounders, cads and any other denomination of internet-dwelling denizen that I’ve left unmentioned.  It’s my last day here at the good ship Sarcastic Gamer – so, now that I’ve cleared out my desk and hung up my monocle, I thought I just ought to do one last post. As many [...]

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Well, it’s a notable day on HMS SGUK – it’s the final episode that CaptainAverage, MightyMutt and Yamster will be doing on Sarcastic Gamer. So join us in waving the show a misty-eyed goodbye, and raise a cup of tea in honour of all the waffling. This week, we burble on about: The new Xbox [...]

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One episode away from the end of the year for SGUK and apparently it’s finally MightyMutt’s turn to write an intro. Which of course means it will be rubbish and not up to the usual standard of introductory waffle that normally takes place here. We thank you for you patience during this nonsense and hope [...]

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HMS SGUK has turned 50! To celebrate, and to signify that they don’t quite get how birthday presents work, CaptainAverage, MightyMutt and Yamster are marking this milestone by giving a load of awesome prizes away! This week, we burble on about: Soul Calibur V Ubisoft’s Eeearz PlayStation Vita hands-on impressions Star Wars The Old Republic [...]

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Well, ahoy there! SGUK is about to turn 50 and to celebrate, um, they’ve brought an American on. Join CapnAverage, MightyMutt, Yamster and special guest Dave as they pick apart the week’s biggest gaming bizzle with a fine-toothed sarcasm comb. Cap discovers Super Mario 3D Land (and Mario’s crap 3DS advert) Saints Row: The Third [...]

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The crazy videogame glut rolls on – and CaptainAverage, MightyMutt and Yamster are doing their best to keep pace! So, to take a break from playing video games, they thought they’d record episode 48 of SGUK! This week, your rambling redcoats burble on about: Saints Row The Third and Japan MW3 multiplayer Skyrim Medieval Moves [...]

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With the spiffiest of pip-pips, we’re proud to present SGUK 47! Join CapnAverage, MightyMutt and Yamster as they dissect this week’s biggest games and news with a great British scalpel. This week, the boys tackle: Jenga on Mac. JENGA ON MAC! The smorgasbord of games coming out Hands on with the Syndicate reboot Battlefield 3 [...]

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Well, lickety-split and zing-zang spillip!  It’s only bally well time for SGUK 46 – so pop on a monocle and listen to a bit of CaptainAverage, MightyMutt and Yamster burble on about some video gaming awesomeness. This week we blather on about: MCM Expo Battlefield 3 Uncharted 3 Batman: Arkham City Captain America (3DS) The [...]

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There’s a theme of freshness to this week’s brand-spanking new SGUK. We have a new opening theme, some spangly bells and whistles and, um, the same old hosts. Join CapnAverage, MightyMutt and Yamster as they pick away the fresh paint on some recent gaming freshness: Extra Life and a record breaking total Forza 4 and [...]

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In case you haven’t noticed, you’re lacking your weekly dose of British sarcasm. Sorry about that, but there were some audio issues that could not be overcome. Click here for a special announcement and apology from Yamster.

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