Pretty neat, huh? Wait, what did you say? Pardon? I can’t hear you. Come closer, come closer. Too close! Ok, tell me once more. Seriously, are you speaking through a pillow or something? Oh, ok! You said “why is there an image on a Previously on Sarcastic Gamer post instead of a YouTube video?” Well [...]

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Well, hello there. Welcome to Previously on Sarcastic Gamer, the daily (and I’ll emphasise that last bit again: daily) wrap-up of all things sarcastic. Well, not actually all things sarcastic, just the ones we post here on Sarcastic Gamer. In fact, not everything we post here is sarcastic, so I guess this isn’t a wrap-up [...]

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You thought we’d gone! Nay, you hoped we’d gone! Sorry to disappoint, but Previously on Sarcastic Gamer is back. Yay! Yay…? Why is no one cheering?
Right can you not throw chairs please! No, PSG does not suck, how dare-, put that effigy down thank you! What? I can’t hear you over this booing!
Well, glad to [...]

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THE WEEKEND’S ARTICLES (IN HANDY TABULATED FORMAT!)

Type
Title

Fiction Friday
SarcasticGamer.com Comes to Jim Sterling’s Aid

Fiction Friday
Microsoft’s banhammer drops on the “Brown Eyes”

Fiction Friday
The Daily Sarcasm – Full Frontal Dudity Explosion!

Fiction Friday
RebelFM wants bigger “Donate” button

Fiction Friday
MC:LA and GTA4 friends list cap raised!

Podcast
SGCP- Casual Core 7

Podcast
SGCP- Talkingship 9

Podcast
SG-PSP Episode 43: Bleep This

Community
Killzone 2 gamernight is Live!

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I remember reading about this a few weeks ago on Gizmodo, but never actually saw a video. Pretty neat, huh?

YESTERDAY’S ARTICLES (IN HANDY TABULATED FORMAT!)

Type
Title

News
Ravi Drums is back in the Kodak Theater!

News
RE 5 360 bundle confirmed for March, RE 6 in the future

News
Appeals Panel to Schwarzenegger: “You Won’t Be Back”

News
MotorStorm Arctic Edge Too Cool for [...]

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If only you could do this kind of stuff in GTA IV.

YESTERDAY’S ARTICLES (IN HANDY TABULATED FORMAT!)

Type
Title

Contest
SG: Best of Three Worlds Contest

Community Vibes
SG Pink – GTR Community Vibes Low Down

News
Team Fortress 2 Scout update includes beverage?

News
GDC 2009: Fumito Ueda to drop some knowledge

Review
It’sNotAReview: Noby Noby Boy

Podcast
SGCP- Livecast 10

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Ah yes, if Grant Theft Auto IV was on the ZX Spectum. Pixelated menus, deliciously retro sounds and an abundance of cassettes. Attribute clash!

THE WEEKEND’S ARTICLES (IN HANDY TABULATED FORMAT!)

Type
Title

Fiction Friday
Circuit City’s Not Closing?

Fiction Friday
Killzone 2 Delayed Indefinitely Due To Economy

Fiction Friday
Penny Arcade Confirm SG Not Attending PAX 2009

Fiction Friday
EA cancels Burnout Paradise: The Ultimate [...]

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Fake, but funny.

YESTERDAY’S ARTICLES (IN HANDY TABULATED FORMAT!)

Type
Title

News
Rev your chainsaw arms UK, MadWorld release date revealed

News
Guitar Hero coming to the Android G1

News
Red Xbox Bundle Coming Soon?

News
Wheelman runs on Diesel

Review
ItsNotAReview – F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin

Review
It’sNotAReview: Burnout Legendary Cars

Highly Narcissistic Features
What We’re Playing: Yamster Edition

Video Feature
Video Tour of the Lost and Damned

Comic
SG COMIC – Episode XXXV: Rainbow [...]

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I made a funny!
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YESTERDAY’S ARTICLES (IN HANDY TABULATED FORMAT!)

Type
Title

Announcement
We’re selling out again with our new “Rating” system

News
EA carving co-op into Dead Space Extraction

Satire
Nintendo DSi slated for April 5 release in North America

Feature
What kind of driver are you?

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Thanks to BlinkinCard41 for today’s video. As promised, here is the PSG staff list:
PSG Editor in Chief, Chief Link Compiler, Head of Tabulation, Deputy Head of Web Development, Graphical Advisor, Assistant Catering Manager – Eoco
Link Miner in Chief – HeavenlyYeti
Please cordially welcome our newest addition.

YESTERDAY’S ARTICLES (IN HANDY TABULATED FORMAT!)

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Title

News
Forget the GTA IV expansion, bring [...]

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Thanks Lindsey for the above video. Lindsey has provided so many videos to this most prestigious of features, that I would like to offer him a PSG staff position as Link Miner in Chief. It comes with no responsibility, but you get to be on the PSG staff list! Do you accept?

YESTERDAY’S ARTICLES (IN HANDY [...]

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Well, there’s the new logo. Not sure how much we’ll use it, given that we normally have a merry video in it’s place, but I like its ’80s British educational program vibe. With the completion of phase 2, only phase 3 is left. Unfortunately phase 3 may not roll around for a while, so it’s [...]

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Well, here we have it! Phase one of the PSG redesign. Look at that table! Phwoar! Look at its tabulation, it’s bold red header, its snazzy column headings, its linked author names! New logo is still in the works (as well as a few sneaky other things), but first a thank you to Doc, Yamster [...]

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