Look, I can do a pirate impression: “Ahoy m’hearties! The arrival of a piece of land that is surrounded by water is imminent!” Well, maybe I don’t quite have it ‘down’, as the kids would say, but there’s plenty of time for improvement — I am, after all, only in the preliminary stages of pirate [...]

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[Eoco apologizes profusely for not having enough time to write a paragraph of decent length.]

YESTERDAY’S ARTICLES (IN HANDY TABULATED FORMAT!)

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Previously on Sarcastic Gamer – April 21, 2009

Good Morning!
Good morning! Watch this. (04/22/09)

News
New Tekken 6 trailer is bad ass

News
Ping Time brings pointless apps to your 360

Feature
Top Picks: Most “Awesome” Gaming Accessories

Editorial
Wii Online: Too Little Too Late?

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Previously on Sarcastic Gamer – April 20, 2009

Good Morning!
Good morning! Watch this. (04/21/09)

Parody
SG PARODY – The Price is TOO HIGH

News
PlayStation Streaming: Things That Make You Go “Hmmmm”

News
LEGO Rock Band? Really?

News
EA to make Rocktober a Brutal month

News
[UPDATE] Roomah Quickie: LittleBigPlanet 2 in development

Feature
I Was Standing In Line At Best Buy: A [...]

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[Eoco considers himself above petty text and hates writing about himself in the third person (not really, he's just very tired)]

YESTERDAY’S ARTICLES (IN HANDY TABULATED FORMAT!)

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Previously on Sarcastic Gamer: April 17-19, 2009

Good Morning!
Good morning! Watch this. (04/20/09)

News
PSP v5.50… or is that PS3?

News
Frag Doll Frawlz

News
Obsidian developing Fallout: New Vegas for console and PC release next year

Comic
SG [...]

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Why wouldn’t you want to play Halo 3 through YouTube?

THE WEEKEND’S ARTICLES (IN HANDY TABULATED FORMAT!)

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Previously on Sarcastic Gamer – April 16, 2009

Fiction Friday
Microsoft Inks Marketing Deal With Kia Motors America

Fiction Friday
Star Trek Online: Battle of the Captains

Fiction Friday
Ashton Conquers Twitter, Sets Loftier Goal

Fiction Friday
Twitter: John-117

Fiction Friday
SG High: Prom King nominees are announced!

Fiction Friday
Six Days [...]

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Isn’t she a beauty? Oh, you don’t think so, huh? No, I didn’t either. That’s why I didn’t create a ‘Belkin 8-Way 2m Surge Protector with Telecoms’ shrine, laced with many a odiferous candle. It’s also why I don’t constantly refresh my Maplin order page to track the progress of this most pulchritudinous of extension [...]

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Fez, a sort of paper echochromic crush, looks brilliant. Absolutely stonking brilliant. Need I say any more? No. No, I needn’t.

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Previously on Sarcastic Gamer – April 14, 2009

News
Totally Random: What Are The Swedes Playing?

News
Rumor-smash: Netflix staying on 360 “for now”

News
Saints Row 2 DLC (AKA Tera Patrick) Delayed

News
Konami: Europe may never [...]

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Tody we put out an article askin for wanabe Sarcasic Gamer writers to sed there aplications in. We stresed the importance off cheking over you’re articles and making sur there where no speling erors. Of corse, all the articles that go up on Sarcasic Gamr are thorougly cheked for even the sligtest of erors, ensuring [...]

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Apparently this little GoldenEye glitch can be activated in all it’s breakdancing glory, by simply tilting the cart during play. The result is extreme (-ly hilarious) rotatory action. We here at Sarcastic Gamer have never tried breakdancing, presumably due to our highly bruiseable epidermis, but also because we fear a large number of fractured bones [...]

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News
Playstation Nation Responds To Red Show #63
Editorials
Confession: I had fun playing Resistance 2’s single-player campaign
It’sNotAReview: Vigilante 8 Arcade
Features
10 fun things to say in Xbox Live to freak people out
Podcasts
The FIVE flavors of Sarcastic Gamer!

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While Previously on Sarcastic Gamer serves as a platform for me to expound my hilarious views on the gaming industry (and they are hilarious), it is also a service, a utility is you will, that can transmit public service announcements to your mind…telepathically. So, with that in mind, I would like to alert you to [...]

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Is it just me, or does the Snuggie bear a striking resemblance to the Dark Brotherhood cloak from Oblivion?
Fiction Friday
LittleBig(Server)Problems!
EXCLUSIVE: Wii Salaryman Uncovered
Banjo-Kazooie Nuts & Bolts Toned down for Older Gamers
News
UPDATED: FINAL Winner Report
MYSTERY PRIZE BOX — WINNER
Podcasts
SGCP: Casual Core 3
SG-PSP Episode 29: Mississippi Smith FTW!

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Happy Holidays everybody! Oh wait…
Contests
Prize Closet Cleanout TODAY! (Helpful note: don’t forget folks, that the ‘today’ the article refers to, was actually yesterday. The Closet Cleanout has now ended.)
News
Gene Simmons adds another plastic guitar to the pile
ESRB provides parents with more information to ignore
mediawatch-UK responds to SG over MadWorld
Supreme Commander 2: Brought to us by [...]

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