Oh how I wish this could be a Fiction Friday article. We at Sarcastic Gamer are obvious xbots, so why wouldn’t we want to poke fun at Sony again, and again and yet show nothing but love for the 360. Unfortunately, part of our contract requires us to show equal love for both platforms, so occasionally [...]
PS3 Commercials are Actually Good Now… Wait, What?
October 26th, 2009 · 11 Comments
Tags: Editorial · News · PlayStation 3 · Video
What I learned in Borderlands: sharing and caring.
October 22nd, 2009 · 7 Comments
I’m still very early into Borderlands. It’s a fun game so far. Four player co-op is fun. Lot’s of fun combat. Lot’s of different and fun-to-use weapons. Heck, even the RPG elements to this shooter have entertained so far. The only bad part?
The sharing. Sharing sucks. Read on.
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Cross Game Chat for PS3….Or Not
October 16th, 2009 · 2 Comments
For years now, Sony haters and fanbois (pronounced like “Quebecois”) alike have raised their voices in a wave of guttural cries at the altars of Sony Entertainment and lamented their inability to play Killzone 2 and still be able to hear a 10 year old laugh while they teabagging noobz over in Team Fortress 2.
It’s [...]
Tags: Editorial · PlayStation 3
PS3 Fanboys Rage over Ultra Low score for Uncharted 2
October 14th, 2009 · 50 Comments
Naughty Dog’s Uncharted 2 has released to world wide critical acclaim. It’s charting at about a 96 on the fabled “Metacritic” review aggregator, which we all know is the last word in what is good for you. So, the game must be good. Right? However, some critics on the fringe, who have given their own [...]
From the Future: PS3 Wins 2010 Nobel Peace Prize
October 9th, 2009 · 17 Comments
Oslo, Norway – In the prestigious history of the Nobel Peace Prize, 89 have been awarded to 119 Nobel Laureates between 1901 and 2008. Of that, the Prize was awarded 96 times to individuals and 23 times to organizations. In another stunning move, on consecutive years, the Nobel Foundation awarded it’s peace prize to it’s [...]
Tags: Parody · Parody News · PlayStation 3
Why do I keep playing Demon’s Souls?
October 8th, 2009 · 16 Comments
Why do I keep playing Demon’s Souls? That’s a question I’ve asked myself over and over all this week. This game is brutal. There is no release with this game, no stop, no time to take a breather, no letting up. From the time you begin the tutorial to the first time you die, and [...]
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A Thief’s Guide to the Uncharted 2 Deathmatch
October 6th, 2009 · No Comments
Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of kick ass Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the other ones in the series, click here for our list of guides for games like Call of Duty: World at War, GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, Gears of War 2 [...]
Tags: Editorial · Feature · Featured Content · PlayStation 3 · Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guide
For Some Strange Reason, I Want To Buy A PS3
September 30th, 2009 · 9 Comments
Bet you didn’t think you could make a difference out there, but thanks to Sony and a recent series of Chilean PS3 ads, you can! You see, the picture above is a Chilean PS3 ad, depicting a modern day gamer giving a blood transfusion to a Nazi officer Erwin “Desert Fox” Rommel, complete with Nazi [...]
Tags: Editorial · News · PlayStation 3
PAX Midwest 09: Modern Warfare 2 Has Thrills and… Chills?
September 25th, 2009 · 2 Comments
Tags: Parody · PlayStation 3 · Xbox 360
“Stop Copies Me!” Xbox Price Drop Imminent!
August 26th, 2009 · 5 Comments
Tags: Advertisement · Editorial · News · PlayStation 3 · Wii · Xbox 360
The Sony “Fire Sale”- Everything Must Go….Sorta!
August 25th, 2009 · 16 Comments
Tags: Editorial · PSP · PlayStation 3
SG Review: Kontrolfreek FPS Freek Controller Add-on (360,PS3)
August 19th, 2009 · 10 Comments
Tags: Editorial · PlayStation 3 · SG Review · Xbox 360
The Sarcastic Gamer Summer Games, Week Four; Saturday, August 22nd: Fat Princess (PS3)
August 18th, 2009 · 2 Comments
I I think this is going to be TEH EPIX.
Wanna win some filthy lucre? Some Microsoft or PSN points? Then read on, stout yeoman! It’s the Gamernight I think we’ve all been waiting for. Week 4 of Sarcastic Gamer Summer Games continue with freakin’ Overweight Duchess! Portly Baroness?
Okay, it’s Fat Princess.
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