New Super Mario Wii can kiss my ass!!!

January 18th, 2010 · 4 Comments

Oh, Nintendo thinks they are so clever. Oh, the commercials for New Super Mario Bros Wii looked tame enough, and it got pretty decent kudos from the mainstream press. Lono, my personal gaming consultant, gave it 2 thumbs up! Little did I know, however, that by bringing this insidious title into my [...]

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Tags: Editorial · Featured Content · Wii

SG Pink Episode 53: My T*tty’s Hangin’ Out

January 15th, 2010 · No Comments

This week Jax, Lesley and Harley are back with SG Pink Episode 53. The girls discuss “Blame Doc Day”, stealing/sharing ideas from SG Brown, Frawlz invading Community Vibes, sex robots, Pacman CE, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, Bayonetta bringing the sexy, Dante’s Inferno, Blast Proximity, Jax’s “Good” Advice and a bunch of other stuff as [...]

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SG Review: New Super Mario Brothers Wii

January 4th, 2010 · 6 Comments

The follow conversation took place between my sister and me while playing a particularly difficult level of the newest entry in the Mario Brothers franchise:
Me:  I won’t jump on your head over the lava this time.
Sis:  You had better not.
Five seconds later
Me: Oops.
Sis: IF YOU JUMP ON MY HEAD AND PUSH ME INTO THE LAVA [...]

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Eurogamer Expo: The Day We Met Mario

October 30th, 2009 · 4 Comments

What you see there is myself and a man called Charles Martinet. Charles Martinet is a voice actor. If you’ve never heard of him, that’s okay. All you have to know is that he is the voice of Mario, and this makes him one of the coolest people you could ever meet.
Look, he said “Spiderman” [...]

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Tags: Editorial · Eurogamer Expo · Wii