Halo Reach. Perhaps the last Bungie-made Halo game ever. Our last, best hope at a coherent narrative. Whatever your take on the next Halo game, very little is known about the game. Is it a squad based shooter? Is it something altogether different?
I don’t know, but I’ve got seven screen caps of it, after the [...]

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This is no shiz sherlock.  Microsoft and Burger King teamed up to unleash this badass burger on the Japanese people, to mark the launch of the hopefully usable new Windows OS with a piece of food lore.
This 4200-calorie delight comes with more than 200g of artery-clogging goodness at the low low price of just $7.77 [...]

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In an upcoming Dashboard update for the 360, Microsoft has intimated that they plan on cracking down on unauthorized memory units and hard drives by rendering them inoperable once the update is applied.
Okay, not exactly like the pic, but pretty close.

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Halo Reach is the next and supposedly last Halo game made by Bungie. Slated for next fall, this Halo tale, if Wikipedia serves me well, should feature or at least end with the Fall of Reach and feature some massive battles filled with more than just one Spartan. This fact alone has the fanboys [...]

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Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of kick ass Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the other ones in the series, click here for our list of guides for games like Call of Duty: World at War, GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, Gears of War 2 [...]

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PAX Midwest has been a huge blast so far. It’s great to get to play the games again and hang out with the rest of the staff. What? I’m part of the staff now! Don’t be hating!
Where was I? Oh yeah. Here we are at another gaming convention. It only seems like yesterday that I [...]

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Video game reviews are very subjective. I get that. Different people have different ideas about what makes a game good and worthy of your hard earned dollar. For some reviewers, a game’s price shouldn’t factor into it. For those people, the merits of the game should stand on its own before ever discussing price.
Well, those [...]

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Microsoft just can’t seem to help themselves these days. Rothbart tore them a new one last week over their outrageous hard drive pricing scheme. Then yesterday Microsoft announced they have a new Wireless N Networking Adapter in the works for the Xbox 360. If you were hoping for a more reasonable price point for the [...]

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Just days after the announcement of the Modern Warfare 2 Limited Edition 360, rumors have been spreading high and low about the 250 GB hard drive that will come with the console. We at Sarcastic Gamer hate that. What good is a rumor if it’s not backed up by the company denying it? Well fear [...]

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It’s Wednesday, and The Beatles: Rock Band is fresh on the market. You have the guitars and a drum kit, so you only really need to pick up the game. The only problem is that you only have one mic to sing with… you need three if you really want the complete Beatles experience. You [...]

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