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Sometimes a writer just has to work with the limited amount of information they’ve got. In this case I have two paragraphs drenched in ‘Essence of Vague’. Did I just invent the name of a beautifying compound for the sake of metaphor?! You’re damn right, I did! Metaphors are fun to use and I chose [...]

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This week we covered a ridiculous number of topics in just 30 minutes, plus exposed a treasonous scandal brewing within the cast. Find out why “Chocolate Martinis” brought the show to a screeching halt, and hear Dave ATTEMPT to make it through a minute of uninterrupted airtime. Specifically we spoke about:

Travel Plans for 2008

E3 – [...]

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SPOILER ALERT! If you have not finished Mass Effect, or plan to play it in the future, you may want to save this episode until later on. We discuss many possible spoiler topics in Mass Effect as well as the outcome(s) of the game. You have been warned. SPOILER ALERT!
One [...]

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Despite illness and an overall pissy attitude, we managed to crank out another episode of the Sarcastic Gamer Podcast. In this episode we talked about all of this stuff and more in only about a half an hour!

Rock Band guitar issues
Hot selling PS3 games
Dedicated servers make all the difference
Do you pre-order anything?
Devil May [...]

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Source: Bioware[via Kotaku]

Having JUST finished Mass Effect, I am totally stoked that Bioware announced its “Bringing Down the Sky” add-on for Mass Effect today.  The DLC will run you about 5 bucks and appends the story’s plot with a whole new race of aliens, the Battarians.  Apparently Terra Nova is going to get creamed by [...]

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Yet another round of “What Game Are We Going To Sensationalize Today.”
This time, it’s Mass Effect. The cable news outlet: Fox News. These dumbasses actually set up a whole segment to talk about the “raunchy” sex, with “full-frontal” nudity that objectifies women in the game. Forget the fact that it’s a M rated game, kids [...]

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I’m about 7 hours into Mass Effect and I’m struck by one thing.  Not the conversations or the combat.  It’s the elevator rides.  This game has the best damn elevator rides that I have ever played.  Oh, it also has the most elevator rides in a game that I’ve ever played.
Yes, I’ve played Elevator Action.  Mass Effect [...]

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In an unprecedented event, I would like to post a rebuttal of sorts.
To myself.
In a recent post, I mentioned the Sci-Fi channel would be airing a special on Mass Effect in their Sci vs. Fi series. I also said how it would likely give you some excellent insight into the game.
Then I watched it.

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Source: Xbox360fanboy
Do you love Halo 3 or are you dying for Mass Effect? Do love these games so much that you want to hear them in your head while you’re driving, at the gym, on the go, or wherever you listen to music?
Well now your prayers have been answered.
Read more after the jump!

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Source: Sci-Fi Channel 
Video game related TV, it’s not just on G4 anymore! If you’re incredibly excited about Mass Effect the Sci-Fi channel has a little treat for you.
So what is it? Read more after the jump!

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In this episode we talked about:

World in Conflict Giveaway
Welcome Alex “Supaslick” Shaw
Supa’s Red Ring of Death
Lono Plays Halo 3
Halo complaints and wishes
Sarcastic Gamer News w/Paul Christy
Mass Effect – Dave’s Crusade
Jack Thompson vs Rockstar AGAIN
“Yucky” Games – Parents that Game
DDR for Gym Class?
Alex’s first minute of uninterrupted air time
Pumpkin!
Lono gets BUSTED!
Thanks and credits
Dave takes us out…. [...]

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by Dave

(Source Joystiq)
Mass Effect might be hating on the man-on-man action, according to the British Board of Film Classification. This has created a slight controversy for BioWare, who may have to address the issue before the release.
The board of film states that, players using female characters can initiate sex scenes between themselves and male humans [...]

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