The Hardcore Gamer’s Guide to the Wii, Winter 2009 Edition

January 15th, 2010 · 1 Comment

Every six months or so, there’s a back log of Wii exclusive titles that release that make me stop for a half a second and say to myself, “Hmmm…I wonder if I should get a Wii yet?”. I then trundle down to my local electronics store with its ridiculously liberal return policy and “rent” a Wii [...]

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Wii don’t want “grown-up” games

January 6th, 2010 · 4 Comments

There’s been a bit of bubbapalooza the past couple of days concerning Wii games and how the more mature ones are faring on the shelves of your local Gamestop (short answer: they’re not). If you needed a bigger hint than that, Sega have decided they’re not making any more grown-up Wii games following the disastrous [...]

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The great black-and-white disappointment of 2009

December 28th, 2009 · 4 Comments

This year was filled with a TON of tremendous titles. Miss the emphasis? I CAN TYPE IN CAPS ALL DAY. From Resident Evil 5 to Batman: Arkham Asylum to Uncharted 2: Among Thieves, 2009 was a banner year for the industry, at retail and on the downloadable scene. However, with the good, comes the bad. [...]

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The Curse of the Hardcore Wii Game

October 27th, 2009 · 5 Comments

 
Well, it happened once again.  The “hardcore” Wii fans kick and scream for a “hardcore” title for their little girly system.  A big boy M-rated title releases and receives generally good marks across the board from all the major reviewers out there.  Finally, the monthly sales numbers come back, and everyone is shocked at how [...]

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Mature Nintendo Games: hate to say I told you so…

April 14th, 2009 · 7 Comments

A month or so ago, just before GTA: Chinatown Wars and Madworld hit the shelves, I was a tiddly bit worried about how these games would perform on consoles that, to be fair, haven’t really been tailored towards mature audiences.
How have these games fared? Find out over the jump…

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ItIsNotAReview – MadWorld

March 16th, 2009 · 3 Comments

PlatinumGames’ black-and-white brawler, “MadWorld,” is a rather bloody affair. Actually, I’m sugar-coating. The Wii exclusive is an orgy of violence that would cause Jack Thompson to immediately sh*t his pants. Players can slam enemies bum first onto spikes, throw foes into giant saw blades, and cut adversaries in half with a chainsaw. Ever wanted to [...]

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Nintendo gets some “mature” games, but who’s buying them?

March 5th, 2009 · 9 Comments

GTA Chinatown Wars is a very, very curious piece of gaming. It’s pretty much the unrivaled champion of controversy (what with the ’smashing prostitutes’ faces in with a baseball bat’ and that sort of thing) and as such has never found its way onto what you’d call a “family” console; pretty much anything made by [...]

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mediawatch-UK responds to SG over MadWorld

November 13th, 2008 · 7 Comments

Yesterday, I wrote about mediawatch-UK, the British media watchdog, and the abuse of said organization by gamers over their comments on MadWorld. To summarize what I said in that post, the gamers who were quick to send John Beyer, the head of mediawatch-UK, a torrent of abuse and uninformed opinions and insults were wrong to [...]

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How NOT to complain about censorship, MadWorld-style

November 12th, 2008 · 6 Comments

There’s a lot of sensible gamers out there. People like you and I. We’re able to string together coherent sentences packed with thought, genuine points and a good, healthy understanding of the other side’s point of view, all the while making our points seem all the better. We can be as mature as the next [...]

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MadWorld, for the Wii, will keep the blood.

October 8th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Oh it’s a MadWorld isn’t it? Not really.
Crushingly poor jokes aside, a report on MTV Multiplayer has revealed that Sega are working closely with the ESRB to make sure that their monochromatic ultra-violent, blood fest, avoids an Adult Only (or AO for you hip youngsters) rating.
Funny pant suits, and new MadWorld video and screenshots, after [...]

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