In breaking news, Electronic Arts announced that Mining Hero, based off of the extremely successful RPG/shooter Mass Effect 2, will be coming to Xbox Live arcade for a mere 1600 Microsoft points next week.  This comes in response to what the company is calling “massive demand” for an outer space mining simulation.
“We’re really happy with [...]

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Hello Sarcastic Gamers of 2040!  This is Double D here, your favorite 58 year old staff member (Yes, I am the ONLY staff member ever since the rest of the staff was poisoned at E3 in 2009…remember, I was ACQUITTED).  Hit the jump for the great news!

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The PC Beta registration process is now closed, and the testing cycle itself has begun. I’m currently in a randomised queue awaiting my key, and I’m becoming exceedingly impatient. This is the most agitated state I’ve ever been in whilst writing! I shall, however, aspire to calm myself for the duration of this article.
See if [...]

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As a tri-console owner, meaning that I own an Xbox 360, PS3, and a Wii, I feel like I’m getting the best of every world. For those that haven’t picked up a “next-gen” console or “current-gen” for all of you “gen” snobs, you may want to know what the heck you’re getting yourself into.
So, [...]

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Reggie Fils-Aime’s secret stock of Wii’s was located early this morning by an elite group of Soccer Moms. The Fils-Aime compound was full of life as authorities raided his Wii fortress. They discovered millions of brand new Wiis in an underground lair beneath the estate in a hollowed out volcano in an island off the [...]

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Last week, I was a party to what amounted to EA bashing on Episode 12. I could have stuck up for the company when Lono called EA the right hand of doom or whatever it was, but I didn’t.
Why? Well it’s kinda like parachute pants and cabbage patch dolls. Bashing Electronic Arts [...]

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by Lono

Remember Michael Vick? One time prodigy at the Quarterback position for the Atlanta Falcons? Ran really fast. Was a fifty percent passer. First Quarterback to rush for 1,000 yards in a season. Took team to the NFC Championship in his second year. Oh yeah, he ran really fast.
No? Me neither.
Apparently EA has issued an [...]

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By Dave
EA games have announced that they added a few new unlockable features in Madden ’08. These are in addition to the superb graphics and excellent game play that no one else can match because EA owns the NFL gaming rights. This year they have used the rights to the fullest to give the Maddenites [...]

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Photo and Commentary by Lono all rights reserved
SOURCE: Maxconsole.net
Even if you live under a rock, you know that Madden ‘08 shipped on Tuesday, for every console ever made, including the Atari 2600. And yes, that version sucks. What you may not know is that the versions released on the PS3 and Xbox 360 are [...]

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Commentary by Matt Schmidt
You may have seen these new commercials springing up on testosterone channels such as ESPN, SpikeTV, G4TV, and Oxygen, detailing macho men and their quests to become the ultimate Madden football champion. If you haven’t, there is always the official Maddenite website.
It was once my life goal to master superstar mode and [...]

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