In Sarcastic Gamer News this week…
Nintendo’s Stock hit an all time high today! In celebration, Nintendo bought Japan. Literally. Claiming that they’ve “owned” Japan for some time, Nintendo put its money where its mouth is and bought Japan out right for 3 trillion dollars in a blockbuster deal. As a result, Nintendo immediately changed [...]

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Incredibly, Lono has scored yet another copy of a video game before its release, further cementing him as one of the most important writers in gaming.
Barbie Horse Adventures 2 hasn’t even been announced yet, and Lono is already blazing through the game with reckless abandon.
His impressions are embargoed until March, but you can rest assured [...]

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I got this from a new friend of the show, Chuck.  Aparrently Chuck had a little time on his hands and decided to animate some SG podcast in the Half-Life world.  Too funny.  I especially like the “Lono” character model.

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Ah super hero toys. I remember the days of the Secret Wars action figures and batman toys. And that was just last week! Ba dum dum. Anyway, a couple of days ago, one toy in particular caught my eye, but not in a good way.
Who thinks this stuff up and how the [...]

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Rothbart vs. Lono
Rothbart: Great single player games are a dying breed…and I’m pissed!
If you look at the big releases as of late, you might notice more and more of them seem to be pushing (or focusing entirely) on the multiplayer aspect; be it online multiplayer on the 360 or local multiplayer on the Wii. Even [...]

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Why the hell did I spend sixty bucks on Halo 3, when I could have used the money to buy the Orange Box? What the heck was Bungie doing for three years?
I’ve been playing Half-Life2: Episode 2 for three days straight. Mind you, this is only one fifth of the game, but in my [...]

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I’m a huge Half-Life fan. If you’ve listened to our podcasts, I’ve pretty much compared every shooter we’ve ever talked about to either Half-Life or Half-Life 2. I believe that Half-Life 2 is the greatest pc shooter ever. The original Half-Life was great in it’s own right. It spawned Team Fortress, Counterstrike and basically the whole mod [...]

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On Saturday, I was catching up on my tivo’d Heroes episodes, when I heard the mail slot by my front door open. Like a Pavlovian Dog, as soon as I heard that mail slot sound, I shut down the tv and raced to the mailbox. I was salivating like the big bad wolf going to [...]

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By Lono
Well, the Crysis system requirements came out this week and boy, oh boy, I could not care less. Did ya see those reqirements? Excuse me while I call MIT to see if I can borrow their super computer. Anyone know the phone number for Deep blue? This game would make my current rig melt. [...]

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by Doc and Lono
SOURCE: CVG; Joystiq
The Good News:
Kane and Lynch, the multiplatform release due in late November, has revealed what sounds like more fun than a weekend in Amsterdam. It’s a new multiplayer concept called “Fragile Alliance.”
Imagine, you’re doing a bank heist with up to 8 other players. The GOAL is to get out [...]

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By Lono
Breaking news! This just in from Sarcastic Gamer News! We have a HUGE Exclusive that nobody else has, because it’s exclusively exclusive to Sarcastic Gamer.
Guess What?
Bungie just left Microsoft. BAM! I’m just putting it right out there for you. Digest it. Swish that around in your mouth like fresh Hooch on a Friday [...]

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by Lono
Something is coming to Sarcastic Gamer. It’s gonna debut on Wednesday.
It will be big.
Find out more tomorrow at 11am cst!!!

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by Dave

Lono has decided that the rest of Sarcasticgamer is holding him back and is keeping him from reaching his full potential.
Like Michael Jackson, Phil Collins and Chechnya before him, he has decided to leave the group. We wish him the very best as the new sole founder of ThisIsLono.com, your only source for [...]

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