Everyone loves Grand Theft Auto.
Like abortion, Barack Obama, and the “Star Wars” prequels, Rockstar Game’s GTA series unites all people under one broad banner of appreciation.  After all, who doesn’t love to run around Liberty City killing people in various ways and crashing your car into hotdog vendors?  Even Jack Thompson lovingly caresses Rockstar with [...]

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In an upcoming Dashboard update for the 360, Microsoft has intimated that they plan on cracking down on unauthorized memory units and hard drives by rendering them inoperable once the update is applied.
Okay, not exactly like the pic, but pretty close.

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YES! Just when you thought the man was out, he’s back! Jack Thompson!  He’s BACK!  To humor and delight us all with his quasi-legal antics!  Remember that time when he blamed pedophilia on playing too much Virtua Fighter and then tried to sue Sega?
Okay, maybe that didn’t happen.  But if you’re into video games at [...]

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Disbarred Florida attorney and video gaming anti-Christ Jack Thompson has been hired on as a legal consultant to assist in drawing up litigation for the legal department of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA).
Will there be enough room for both megalomaniacal egos to fit in one article? The world will find out [...]

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This morning, ScrewAttack.com announced yet another massive addition to its lineup of speakers at this year’s ScrewAttack Gaming Convention, slated for this July in Dallas.  While earlier reports of Jack Thompson’s planned appearance have sparked controversy among some, today’s announcement comes as a massive shock.
“We’ve reached a deal with OctoMom for a debate with a [...]

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Jack Thompson is the boogeyman of the video games industry.  At least, that’s how he’d like to be known, just ask him.  Now that he’s no longer a member of the Florida State Bar, he’s become an Internet tourist attraction. The worst part is that we, as video gamers, have supported websites that have used [...]

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The last few years have seen all sorts of bills put forward to tackle the issue of violent video games and their sale to young children. Almost all of which were heavy handed, ignorant and unlawful attempts by people who know nothing about video games to control, who were merely seeking re-election attention, what we [...]

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You wonder where the morons that attack games get their figures from. “Crime is up,” they say, “and it’s because of them video games.” We’ve had our favourite ex-lawyer (you know the one) attach every M-rated game under the sun to some crime or another, and Congressman Joe Baca is currently proposting that games be [...]

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Jack Thompson just won’t go away. Jack, like a lingering fecal nugget, refuses to be flushed. I would blame game bloggers, who constantly write about his outlandish shenanigans, but I refuse to point the finger at myself or my associates. Therefore, I will continue to deflect blame as I post yet another article about the [...]

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It had to happen sooner or later. Following a career of mishaps, exaggerations and numerous failed lawsuits, Jack Thompson’s time had run out. Earlier this year, he was officially disbarred by the State of Florida from practicing law. Hallelfrickingujah, praise be, he had it coming.

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