A Thief’s Guide to the Uncharted 2 Deathmatch

October 6th, 2009 · No Comments

Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of kick ass Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the other ones in the series, click here for our list of guides for games like Call of Duty: World at War, GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, Gears of War 2 [...]

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Heroic Guide to Halo 3: ODST’s Firefight Mode Part 1

September 28th, 2009 · 8 Comments

Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of kick ass Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the other ones in the series, click here for our list of guides for games like Call of Duty: World at War, GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, Gears of War 2 [...]

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Tags: Feature · Featured Content · Microsoft · Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guide · Xbox 360

Newbie Guide to Halo 3: ODST Firefight

September 23rd, 2009 · 8 Comments

Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of kick ass Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the other ones in the series, click here for our list of guides for games like Call of Duty: World at War, GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, Gears of War 2 [...]

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Tags: Feature · Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guide · Xbox 360

OFFICIAL SG Guide to Turning On Your Console

April 24th, 2009 · 15 Comments

In a recent article, one of my colleagues told you how to buy, trade-in and rent video games. The feedback was astounding and with such helpful instructional tidbits as “this option involves going to your nearest shop, picking up the games you’re interested in and buying them full-price,” it’s easy to see why.
To continue the [...]

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Killzone 2 Final Battle Guide *Spoiler Alert!*

March 5th, 2009 · 18 Comments

*Warning, the following article contains spoilers.*
Every game, no matter how good, has its detractors. There will always be people who take issue with some aspect of a game. Sometimes based on rational grievances, sometimes because they can’t admit to themselves that they just stink at playing it.
The final battle(s) of Killzone 2 has become one such [...]

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Tags: PlayStation 3

Mirror’s Edge time trial guide

December 1st, 2008 · 3 Comments

Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of kick ass Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the other ones in the series, click here for our list of guides for games like GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, Gears of War 2 and Far Cry 2, among others. [...]

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LittleBigProblems? I’m here to help.

November 19th, 2008 · 3 Comments

And the LittleBigPuns continue, but this one is sorta useful! Having spent most of the past 2 weeks or so on LittleBigPlanet, studying it religiously, messing with every nook and cranny and tool to the point of obsession, I think I’ve gathered a teeny weeny bit of expertise. Not that I’m being pretentious or anything.
I [...]

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Beginner’s Guide to Far Cry 2

November 11th, 2008 · 9 Comments

Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of kick ass Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the other ones in the series, click here for our list of guides for games like GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, Battlefield Bad Company and Burnout Paradise, among others.
Far Cry [...]

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Tags: PC · PlayStation 3 · Xbox 360

Warcraft Weekly #2: Hallow’s End Achievement Guide

October 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Well, it’s a day late, but I know us WoW players will always wait for good content. In the second edition of the Warcraft Weekly, I’m going to touch on the current holiday event that Azeroth has been celebrating for the past week: Hallow’s End.
You’ve only got about a week left to squeeze the most [...]

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Tags: PC

Your photo-laden guide to changing your PS3’s hard drive

September 4th, 2008 · 8 Comments

Face it: that paltry 60GB PlayStation 3 you bought was never going to be futureproof. There was no way you’d fit everything that Sony had up their sleeve onto your factory-spec hard drive. Still, since the PS3 takes plain old 2.5″ laptop hard drives, they’re easy to switch and expand, with no official hard drive [...]

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GT5 Prologue Roadtest: Evos, Scoobys and Skylines

July 10th, 2008 · 7 Comments

This is an idea I’ve had for those who still play Gran Turismo 5 Prologue. If there are people out there considering buying it or maybe a little bit stuck as to what to buy in the game, these sorts of guides can helptoo. Then again, if you’re going to buy Gran Turismo 5 when [...]

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SG’s Secret to Winning: Call of Duty 4

April 8th, 2008 · 20 Comments

Many of us who have played Call of Duty 4 have developed a keen awareness of what we like and dislike. While we chant from the mountaintops about the awesomeness of our selected gun, we make sure to call anyone who is using a different weapon a noob. Some take it further than that. I’ve [...]

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From SUXAXIS to DUALSHOCK3: Controllers of the PS3

April 8th, 2008 · 21 Comments

I was one of those guys out there on launch day for a PS3 in November ‘06. I had a blast doing it, as I met a lot of really cool people and ultimately (due to the PS3-frenzy of the time) ended up working out enough deals that my PS3 was free (Thank God [...]

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