Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of kick ass Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the other ones in the series, click here for our list of guides for games like Halo: ODST, GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, Battlefield Bad Company and Burnout Paradise, among others. [...]
Newbie Guide to Modern Warfare 2’s Multiplayer
November 19th, 2009 · 8 Comments
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A Thief’s Guide to the Uncharted 2 Deathmatch
October 6th, 2009 · No Comments
Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of kick ass Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the other ones in the series, click here for our list of guides for games like Call of Duty: World at War, GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, Gears of War 2 [...]
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Heroic Guide to Halo 3: ODST’s Firefight Mode Part 1
September 28th, 2009 · 8 Comments
Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of kick ass Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the other ones in the series, click here for our list of guides for games like Call of Duty: World at War, GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, Gears of War 2 [...]
Tags: Feature · Featured Content · Microsoft · Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guide · Xbox 360
Newbie Guide to Halo 3: ODST Firefight
September 23rd, 2009 · 8 Comments
Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of kick ass Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the other ones in the series, click here for our list of guides for games like Call of Duty: World at War, GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, Gears of War 2 [...]
Tags: Feature · Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guide · Xbox 360
OFFICIAL SG Guide to Turning On Your Console
April 24th, 2009 · 15 Comments
In a recent article, one of my colleagues told you how to buy, trade-in and rent video games. The feedback was astounding and with such helpful instructional tidbits as “this option involves going to your nearest shop, picking up the games you’re interested in and buying them full-price,” it’s easy to see why.
To continue the [...]
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Killzone 2 Final Battle Guide *Spoiler Alert!*
March 5th, 2009 · 18 Comments
*Warning, the following article contains spoilers.*
Every game, no matter how good, has its detractors. There will always be people who take issue with some aspect of a game. Sometimes based on rational grievances, sometimes because they can’t admit to themselves that they just stink at playing it.
The final battle(s) of Killzone 2 has become one such [...]
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Mirror’s Edge time trial guide
December 1st, 2008 · 3 Comments
Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of kick ass Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the other ones in the series, click here for our list of guides for games like GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, Gears of War 2 and Far Cry 2, among others. [...]
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LittleBigProblems? I’m here to help.
November 19th, 2008 · 3 Comments
And the LittleBigPuns continue, but this one is sorta useful! Having spent most of the past 2 weeks or so on LittleBigPlanet, studying it religiously, messing with every nook and cranny and tool to the point of obsession, I think I’ve gathered a teeny weeny bit of expertise. Not that I’m being pretentious or anything.
I [...]
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Beginner’s Guide to Far Cry 2
November 11th, 2008 · 9 Comments
Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of kick ass Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the other ones in the series, click here for our list of guides for games like GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, Battlefield Bad Company and Burnout Paradise, among others.
Far Cry [...]
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Warcraft Weekly #2: Hallow’s End Achievement Guide
October 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Well, it’s a day late, but I know us WoW players will always wait for good content. In the second edition of the Warcraft Weekly, I’m going to touch on the current holiday event that Azeroth has been celebrating for the past week: Hallow’s End.
You’ve only got about a week left to squeeze the most [...]
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Your photo-laden guide to changing your PS3’s hard drive
September 4th, 2008 · 8 Comments
Face it: that paltry 60GB PlayStation 3 you bought was never going to be futureproof. There was no way you’d fit everything that Sony had up their sleeve onto your factory-spec hard drive. Still, since the PS3 takes plain old 2.5″ laptop hard drives, they’re easy to switch and expand, with no official hard drive [...]
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GT5 Prologue Roadtest: Evos, Scoobys and Skylines
July 10th, 2008 · 7 Comments
This is an idea I’ve had for those who still play Gran Turismo 5 Prologue. If there are people out there considering buying it or maybe a little bit stuck as to what to buy in the game, these sorts of guides can helptoo. Then again, if you’re going to buy Gran Turismo 5 when [...]
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SG’s Secret to Winning: Call of Duty 4
April 8th, 2008 · 20 Comments
Many of us who have played Call of Duty 4 have developed a keen awareness of what we like and dislike. While we chant from the mountaintops about the awesomeness of our selected gun, we make sure to call anyone who is using a different weapon a noob. Some take it further than that. I’ve [...]
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