SG Review: Shadow Complex (360)
August 24th, 2009 · 7 Comments
Tags: Editorial · Featured Content · News · SG Review · Xbox 360
Microsoft: Bending you over, 400 MS Points at a time
August 13th, 2009 · 8 Comments
Hands-on: Gears of War
June 12th, 2009 · 8 Comments
We recently got the opportunity to have some hands-on time with top notch shooter, Gears of War for the Xbox 360. Hit the jump for the full hands-on.
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Erik Estrada cast as Dom in Gears of War movie!
May 8th, 2009 · 3 Comments
BREAKING NEWS: TV legend Erik Estrada has just been cast as Dom in the upcoming Gears of War movie! The rugged Hispanic actor – who instilled fear into criminals everywhere in the 1980’s tv hit CHIPS – will take his skills and manly physique to the silver screen as Marcus’ sidekick.
When asked how he prepared [...]
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Gears of War Movie Announced for…Summer 2009?
May 7th, 2009 · 9 Comments
Well, it was bloody inevitable.
Let’s face it. Apparently, the world is starting to run out of unique ideas; you have no further to look than the video game industry to prove that fact. Almost every major video game title people have been looking forward to in recent memory are all sequels. Fallout 3, Resident Evil [...]
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SG Pink – GTR Community Vibes Low Down
February 23rd, 2009 · 23 Comments
My house is trashed, I haven’t slept much and the sun is waaaaay too bright outside. In summary….GTR Community Vibes was an AWESOME party!
From the pre-party, party-party, and post-party Lesley, Jax and I were pretty much non-stop all weekend.
Come on over to the next page for the low down and some pictures.
Tags: PlayStation 3 · Xbox 360
Gears of War fails to stand the test of time
January 29th, 2009 · 9 Comments
Oops. Gears of War on PC has – because I can’t think of any other clever-sounding allegory – met the Arthur Petrelli to its Adam Monroe. Microsoft’s silly digital certificate for the game, assigned by them to Epic Games, has expired, rendering the PC game unplayable. Dead. Once destined to live forever (not really, but…) [...]
Top 100 – #74 Cliffy B the (Not So) Mighty
December 17th, 2008 · 1 Comment
We’re all familiar with Cliffy B, and how much he doesn’t shut up about things. We all know he’s over-hyped, and brash, and is generally worshiped as some sort of demigod within the gaming community. The thing is, we didn’t really know this until earlier this year, following the Games Developer Conference in 2008 when [...]
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I’ve Been Playing Gears 2 With A Dom-Ass
December 4th, 2008 · 17 Comments
I thought I would’ve had time to finish Gears 2 by now but the real world has repeatedly tag-teamed me into submission. I’m two chapters from finishing the last act; I can almost smell the champagne at the finish line of what’s turned out to be a really enjoyable game. But… as with virtually every [...]
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Silence Cliffy B – Official SG Parody Video
November 24th, 2008 · 66 Comments
Cliffy B is one HELL of a game designer. One of the masterminds behind Gears of War, B’s opinion is also sought, quite often, on things that have absolutely nothing to do with his day job. Here’s Sarcastic Gamer’s new parody video, “Silence Cliffy B” in all its… glory… or something.
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Survival Guide to Gears of War 2 Multiplayer
November 13th, 2008 · 23 Comments
Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of kick ass Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the other ones in the series, click here for our list of guides for games like GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, Gears of War 2 and Far Cry 2, among others.
So, [...]
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ItsNotAReview: Gears of War 2 Single Player Campaign
November 11th, 2008 · 14 Comments
Gears of War. It was the game that got me into next-gen gaming. I remember seeing and reading about the game in the months before it’s release and thinking, “now it’s time to upgrade.” Importantly, the game did not disappoint. Despite the naysaying from the Monday morning quarterback clubs across the internets, I enjoyed the [...]
SG Bargain Hunter: Gears 2 Galore
November 6th, 2008 · 3 Comments
At the time of writing, Gears of War 2 is just half an hour away from its launch in the United Kingdom. Great news for all you 360 owners, not really that big a deal for someone like me; I’m sure the countless LittleBigPlanet clone levels and the Killzone 2 beta will keep me amused.
However, if [...]
