Upon being relieved of his duties at Atari, Phil Harrison has been looking for his next massive fail. After rolling off an aspiring adult film actress, Ron Jeremy decided he’s getting too old for porn and needs something else to poke his head into. They found each other at a party in Los Angeles shortly [...]

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For those of you that watched GameTrailers TV last night, you know there is an upcoming map pack for Killzone 2 coming out later this month entitled “Steel and Titanium.”  An undercover reporter from SarcasticGamer.com was present when the interview between GameTrailers TV’s Geoff Keighley and Guerrilla Games’ Herman Hulst was taped at GDC and [...]

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It’s been a while since we’ve had an official sponsor on Sarcastic Gamer, but thankfully someone finally decided that we were worth it.  Please join me in welcoming Bananas as our new official marketing partner, with a deal worth literally dozens of dollars.
“We’re very excited about this new partnership,” said Chiquita DelMonte, spokesperson for Bananas, [...]

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Yesterday, world famous author John Grisham announced on his website that he is teaming up with Square Enix (Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts)  to produce a law themed RPG to be titled, “John Grisham’s Spectrum: Uphold the Law”
Details after the jump.

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Welcome to the first episode of a new series on Sarcastic Gamer!
Not many of you know that many members of the Sarcastic Gamer community attend Sarcastic Gamer High…it’s only the best high school in the world!  So much crazy stuff happens in the high school that I have to fill you in!  The first piece [...]

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Telecommunication in a warzone is of critical importance, and these days it’s easier than ever to stay in touch. Use-anywhere satellite phones, near-indestructible laptops, push-to-talk walkie-talkies, GPS; these are all things VikingForHire doesn’t use, instead preferring to keep in touch with his contractors through his iPhone.
His news feed makes for explosive (but rather sweary) reading. It [...]

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The Cooking Mama series is no longer exclusive to the Wii!  This fall, a new version of the cooking based mini game series will be released on the Xbox 360 and the Playstation 3.  The menu has been altered to cater to (Look ma! A play on words!) the more adult crowds of the 360 [...]

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Just when we thought we’d seen everything, Nintendo goes and outdoes everyone with their blatant product placement.  Instead of running an actual ad campaign for their newly released and updated Nintendo DSi, they’ve gone and done something unprecedented.  They’ve wrapped a television show around their advertisement.
Keep reading for all the gory details…

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TheItalianPlumber isn’t the only game character getting in on the Web 2.0 act. Over in Liberty City the dominance of the internet is showing with tw@ internet cafes reporting a 240% increase in customer registrations and each user averaging 10 hours of alternative Malaysian pornography a week during their log-in sessions.
Tw@ customer LibertyNiko isn’t one of [...]

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This morning, ScrewAttack.com announced yet another massive addition to its lineup of speakers at this year’s ScrewAttack Gaming Convention, slated for this July in Dallas.  While earlier reports of Jack Thompson’s planned appearance have sparked controversy among some, today’s announcement comes as a massive shock.
“We’ve reached a deal with OctoMom for a debate with a [...]

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Over the past few months, it has been rumored that a price drop was in the works for the PS3.  Time and time again Sony has denied these claims saying that every system sold is already costing Sony hundreds of dollars.  Their surprise announcement yesterday evening of a new model of the PS3 shocked the [...]

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I dare you to think of something more stress relieving than releasing a pack of blood-thirsty dogs on your unsuspecting German enemies.  Go ahead.  I’ll give you a second.  That’s right! The only thing more stress relieving than unleashing the dogs is to  shoot the dirty mutts when your enemy returns the favor!  Since November [...]

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The guys from the Sarcastic Gamer Playstation Podcast (aka “The Blu Show”) have entered into an agreement with Keita Takahashi that will allow them to redistribute his PSN title Noby Noby Boy as a slightly renamed Noby Noby Blu.  Along with the name change, there are other changes that will be announced shortly, but you [...]

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