Trial Date Set for First Amendment Rights Abuse in PSN Banning Case

October 2nd, 2009 · 8 Comments

Well, in a surprise twist, California Judge Anthony Brown has agreed that Erik Estavillo has made a sufficient enough point to prove to the court that Sony Computer Entertainment America violated his First Amendment rights when they kicked him off the Playstation Network service a few months ago for being a dickwad while playing Resistance: [...]

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Why Dr. Nano is Better Then Batman: Arkham Asylum

September 1st, 2009 · 5 Comments

I love video games.  And when I think about good video games, I think about casual games.  I love games like Parachute Panic and Sheep Launcher.  They are good fun. I can pick them up and play them again and again.

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Breaking news! Frawlz quits Sarcastic Gamer, Joins Fox News.

August 14th, 2009 · 13 Comments

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Bruce Campbell’s Role in Warcraft Movie REVEALED

August 7th, 2009 · 1 Comment

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Fat Princess Rescued By…Microsoft?!?!

August 7th, 2009 · 4 Comments

Microsoft confirmed today that they will be charging 10 MS points for each slice of cake in Fat Princess, in an effort to recoup the $50 million spent to unseat the game from Sony exclusivity.

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Amazon confirms plans to enter handheld gaming market…

July 31st, 2009 · 3 Comments

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Official PS3 Headset & Voice Chat Details

April 4th, 2008 · 3 Comments

New details have been learned about the upcoming “official” PS3 bluetooth headset. Of course Sarcastic Gamer is proud to be the first to bring these details details to you and explain what may make this the ultimate communications equipment for the console.
Details, after the jump!

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Subtle PS3 & 360 GTA IV Differences Revealed

April 4th, 2008 · 23 Comments

It’s widely known that both the Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 are very powerful yet very different machines. While third party developers do their best to ensure a “single vision” of their game is created on all the platforms they develop it for, there are ultimately always differences between various platforms. GTA IV [...]

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Halo 3 offering 100x XP Weekend!

April 4th, 2008 · 12 Comments

I’m not even gonna sugar coat this one… This email came straight from Bungie’s PR Team:
“Please play Halo 3 online this weekend! Please, please, please, pretty please…”
The Bungie begging continues, after the jump.

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YouTube launches gaming division

April 4th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Ever want to live a day in the life of Chris Crocker? (The “Leave Britney Alone guy?) How about singing along with Chocolate Rain? Well, the folks over at YouTube have heard your prayers, and this morning, Sarcastic Gamer is pleased to have the exclusive announcement.
YouGame is coming. Are you ready? I don’t think [...]

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RUMOR: Take Two pregnant. EA B DA BABY-DADDY

April 4th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Close friends of Take Two indicate that they believe Take Two is pregnant, and that they believe that EA is the father.
CLOSE FRIEND: Take Two’s always had this emotional issue where she was worried about what people thought and if she was as good as EA. I think EA took advantage of that, [...]

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