New Fable 2 DLC announced: “See the Past”.

May 15th, 2009 · No Comments

Hot off the heels of the last batch of DLC, Lionhead are wasting no time by sending SG an exclusive press release! We get to announce before everyone else, that the next Fable 2 DLC is going to be entitled See the Past.

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SG Review: Fable II: See the Future (DLC)

May 12th, 2009 · 3 Comments

Murgo doesn’t ask for much. In fact, most of the items in his vibrantly hued caravan are reasonably priced. Well, that is if you don’t care much for serenity, perkiness, good health, clarity or praise. You see, the ingorant old charlatan, once more, is unaware of the true value of his goods. In the same [...]

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Fable II ‘See the Future’ DLC announced, not bundled with crystal ball

April 7th, 2009 · 2 Comments

Hello again, old friend! It’s me, ‘late news’, here with, well, I won’t insult your intelligence, late news of course! Yes, while other sites broadcasted this engaging fact nugglet yesterday, we are going to report it…du du du duuuun…today!
Wait a second, why am I advertising the fact that we’re covering this late? And why am [...]

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It’sNotaReview: Fable II Knothole Island

January 15th, 2009 · 6 Comments

The Fable II Knothole Island download, supplements the whimsical world of Albion with a wintry wonderland for heroes of all shapes and sizes to traverse. As you gaze across the glaciated landscape, you notice a number of shops plonked carelessly in the snow. At first glance they may appear intrusive, but as you stroll briskly [...]

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BREAKING: PETA are still morons

January 7th, 2009 · 12 Comments

Re-read that title. This is seriously s**t-hot breaking news here, exclusive to SarcasticGamer.com as well as the GamerCast Network, pretty much every gaming site in the world, and general common sense. PETA have called Fable II the most animal-friendly game of 2008; a not-so-prestigious-but-almost-laughable award that most certainly wont be going to Cooking Mama. The [...]

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Top 100 – #90 Fable II is finished…except for the stuff they left out…

December 16th, 2008 · No Comments

When someone says their game is finished you expect it to be…well, finished. Unfortunately, that was not the case with Fable II. Delve into this woeful tale of missing items and launch day patches after the jump.

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Fable II Knothole Island DLC Sleigh-ted for December 22

December 11th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Originally the Knothole Island expansion pack, which gives you 3 new quests, a bunch of weapons and a new icy domain to explore, was set to release on December 12. Well, it turns out that this was an error and that the expansion will actually release on December 22. Trust me, this is snow joke. [...]

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