For those of you who don’t know already, I am the love child of video game legend PacMan and a female Polar Bear. Abandoned by my father, I was raised in the cold Canadian North by my loving Polar Bear mother Bernice. While I did inherit PacMan’s love of video games, my mother taught me everything I know. From finding the best garbage dumps to rummage through to picking the best tourists to maul, my mom made me the man I am today.

That’s why news that Polar Bear’s may become the newest mount in World Of Warcraft has made me so angry! Would you want a bunch of pimple faced shut-ins to mount YOUR mom?!

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Console developers cried “let there be games” and they were blessed by Gears of War 2, Halo 4, GTA IV and all the attention of the gaming industry. The prolonged barrage engulfed Blizzard 01 in a storm of titles, created by PC’s, yet inferior in performance.

Unlike its rivals however, with their own internal battles for supremacy, the PC nation had little to fear from the onslaught of console titles.

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Welcome to the Sarcastic Gamer archive. You have selected historical file number 08-31-1. The Second Renaissance. In the beginning there were board games like Battleship, and for a time, it was good. However, the gaming industries so called civil companies soon fell victim to vanity and corruption. Then the industry made PC Games. Thus did the gaming industry become the architect of its own demise.

For a time, it was good.

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