TAKE OUT A GOLD CRATE IN 8 SECONDS

Tired of working your way to the gold crate and setting the unrealistically long timer on the bomb, only to get pegged by a tango who then defuses it?  Me too.  That’s why I’m so thankful that last week, Truth and Justice showed me the quickest, easiest, and possibly dirtiest way to take out a crate in 8 seconds flat with one guy.  It’s so easy you’ll be kicking yourself for not thinking of it. (more…)

Editor’s Note: Yes, we know it’s just a touch early, but our resident Too Human expert and SGC Member, Rcwpong, already freaking knows everything about the game and we thought we’d share it with you. Enjoy!

Fellow Sarcastic Gamers, the SGC’s own Silicon Knights’ uber fanboy is here to help you get started in the ancient, yet futuristic world of Too Human. I expect my Little Orphan Dyack secret decoder ring in the mail any day now. Soon I’ll be able to decode all those eccentric posts he leaves on boards like NeoGAF that are actually secret messages to his devoted followers. “Be sure to drink your cybernetic Ovaltine”

Check out my exhaustive Survival guide for Too Human and an exclusive walkthrough of the Demo, with every secret revealed! After the jump!

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Note: This is yet another, in a long line of Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides that we’ve done to help our fellow gamers kick butt and take names in games such as Call of Duty 4, GTA IV, Burnout Paradise and more.

Check out all of our Survival Guides right here.

Civilization is and was an all time classic game. Maybe in the top five games of all time. Well, now you’ve got a fancy shmancy version for the PS3 and Xbox 360. The thing about all Civ games is that it’s kind of complicated. Civ Rev is dumbed down a bit for console consumption, but the core game is there. That means that a few tips and tricks, carried over from previous Civ games, should be enough, if you find yourself getting your butt kicked in on the Warlord level, or when playing friends online.

I’m gonna show you the quick and dirty secrets to win, including a few strategies and your tech tree path to success, after the jump!

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Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the other ones in the series, click here for our list of guides for games like GTA IV, Call of Duty 4 and Burnout Paradise, among others.

We’re back with another installment of our Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guide to Battlefield: Bad Company’s multiplayer. Feeling a bit overwhelmed?  Annoyed that you can’t just pick up and play the game like Call of Duty 4?  This is a totally different type of multiplayer game.  The openness of the maps and multiple options on offense and defense can be daunting to get a quick handle on.

So if you’re new and need a boost, read on, as we’ll give the newbies that just purchased the game enough tips and tricks to get you ranked up and into some unlockable goodness in no time!

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Editor’s Note: We’ve accumulated quite a few Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides, to check out the other ones we’ve published for games like Virtua Fighter 4, Call of Duty and Burnout Paradise, click HERE!

The internet is completely abuzz with Grand Theft Auto 4, and with good reason. The game is downright amazing, and if you can overlook a few bugs, plus get used to the controls and physics, the game is worth every 10 it’s getting.

While most people are pushing their way through the single player campaign, I’ve been grueling over the multiplayer for hours to try and gather the best tips, tricks, and advice to give to my fellow Sarcastic Gamers. That’s right. All that game time I’ve put in since Tuesday morning, has been completely for the community.

No personal enjoyment at all.

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Check out the rest of our Survival Guides, for all the tips and tricks on your favorite games, right here.

Warhawk for the PS3 is like a fine wine, it only gets better with age. Some of you are new to Warhawk, some of you have long since given up on Warhawk… but a LOT of you still play and enjoy it like me. So, out of the goodness of my heart, I’ve decided to write up some tips and tricks (which may or may not confirm or deny the absence of other ideas of what to write or not write about… possibly.)

We’ll start off with some very basic tips and move into what even some of the more experienced folks will find interesting. (more…)

* Editor’s Note: Animathias is a new contributor to Sarcastic Gamer and a Call of Duty 4 Expert. I’ve asked Animathias to give me his tips on how to take your game to the next level in the best multiplayer experience anywhere: Call of Duty 4.

This is the third installment in our Call of Duty 4 Multiplayer Guide Series. You can check out the Newbie Guide HERE, and the Intermediate Player’s Guide HERE.

Think you’re a big boy? You think that just because you’ve gotten a few headshots through a wall, that you’re some kind of a hotshot?

Wrong.

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