Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of kick-ass Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the others in the series, click here for the list of guides, which includes GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, Gears of War 2 and Far Cry 2.
In Dead Space Extraction, it’s kill or be killed. You have to think fast, with a finger ever at the trigger. Of course, it’s important to make every shot count. You don’t want to get caught with your pants down, forced to reload with a bevy of foes bearing down.
For those having some difficulty surviving the Necromorph-infested halls of the USG Ishimura, I’ve put together a handy little guide to ease the pain. Even if you’re an ace shot, you might find that some of my tips push your star rating to a new height. So, as Black Label Society singer and guitarist Zakk Wylde would say, fire it up.
Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of kick ass Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the other ones in the series, click here for our list of guides for games like Call of Duty: World at War, GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, Gears of War 2 and Far Cry 2, among others.
While Uncharted 2 may be a few days away, the multiplayer demo is on PSN for everyone to sink their teeth into. Over the past few days, I’ve been playing the Deathmatch portion extensively, and have compiled a few starter tips to ensure that you don’t get slaughtered as you try out this platformer-shooter multiplayer hybrid.
Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of kick ass Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the other ones in the series, click here for our list of guides for games like Call of Duty: World at War, GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, Gears of War 2 and Far Cry 2, among others.
Well, you’ve read the Newbie Guide and finally stopped embarrassing yourself. Now it’s time to set your goals a bit higher. After pouring over the Crater and Lost Platoon Heroic Guide, you’re two Achievements closer to completing all ten. The next Heroic Guide in our five part series is your tour through Windward and Alpha Site. These guides will provide strategies and information to help you get over 200,000 points and, if you’ve read carefully, you may just reach that Vidmaster Achievement you’ve been pining for. Plus, you’ll be a badass, which is the primary goal anyway…
If you’re looking to kick ass and see how big your Firefight cojones are, click on over for specific tips on Windward and Alpha Site.
Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of kick ass Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the other ones in the series, click here for our list of guides for games like Call of Duty: World at War, GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, Gears of War 2 and Far Cry 2, among others.
So far, we’ve given you the guide for Newbies. That guide was a basic guide so you wouldn’t wet yourself the first time you run into a Brute Chieftain with only an SMG at your side. You’ve now spent some time with the Firefight mode and you’re looking to maximize your score and get 200,000 on each map to take you one step closer to getting all of your Achievements.
Well, you’ve come to the wrong place fanboy. If you’re looking to kick ass and see how big your Firefight cojones are, click on over for specific tips on Crater and Lost Platoon.
Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of kick ass Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the other ones in the series, click here for our list of guides for games like Call of Duty: World at War, GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, Gears of War 2 and Far Cry 2, among others.
I am certianly not the biggest Halo fan that has ever lived, but I sure do love me some Firefight in ODST. I’ve been playing the hell out of it over the past couple of days and after the jump, I’ll give you a few tips and food for thought that may help you unlock more skulls than you ever thought possible.
Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of kick ass Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the other ones in the series, click here for our list of guides for games like GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, Gears of War 2 and Far Cry 2, among others.
Ok, so you’ve picked up Left 4 Dead. You’re ready to chew bubble gum and kick zombie ass, except you’re all out of bubble gum…. Right? Or are you getting your ass handed to you on the normal difficult setting?
Left 4 Dead is an amazing, exhilirating experience that can also be frustrating on the higher difficulty levels. I’ve got some answers for you. I’ll give you five tips, after the jump to ease your way into Zombie Genocide.
Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of kick ass Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the other ones in the series, click here for our list of guides for games like GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, Gears of War 2 and Far Cry 2, among others.
Call of Duty: World at War. What a mouthful. Unfortunately, CoD:WaW is your standard World War II shooter, with a few highlights throughout the Single Player Campaign. Really, there’s not much to recommend to the seasoned shooter fan that they haven’t seen before, especially in the WWII genre. On the other hand, it does have one redeeming quality that sets it apart.
The Nazi Zombie Mode.
It’s a blast, and it’s ridiculously hard. I’m no expert, but I’ve played a ton of it. I’ll share my tips and tricks, to keep you alive longer, after the jump.
Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of kick ass Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the other ones in the series, click here for our list of guides for games like GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, Gears of War 2 and Far Cry 2, among others.
So, you think your a Gears 2 Badass, ready to squash the entire Locust Horde yourself. Or are you a newb to Gears altogether? I have a some helpful tricks and strategies to keep you alive on the battlefield.
Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of kick ass Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the other ones in the series, click here for our list of guides for games like GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, Gears of War 2 and Far Cry 2, among others.
You can find the Beginner’s Survival Guide right here.
Well, well, well… You’re not dead, a slave or an irradiated Ghoul… You’ve made it this far. Congratulations.
Now what? After the jump, I’ll give you ten more tips to keep you alive, tell you the best perks and how to survive a bit longer in the Capitol Wasteland.
Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of kick ass Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the other ones in the series, click here for our list of guides for games like GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, Gears of War 2 and Far Cry 2, among others.
So, you just picked up your copy of Fallout 3. Well good luck man, cause the wastelands of the former D.C. metro area are not for the faint of heart. Luckily, I’ve played through a significant portion of the game, so far, and I’ve got ten great tips to get you richer quicker, keep you alive longer, and give you a leg up against the roaming marauders.
Unleash your inner Mad Max on the Capital Wasteland, after the jump.
Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of kick ass Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the other ones in the series, click here for our list of guides for games like GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, Battlefield Bad Company and Burnout Paradise, among others.
The next installment of the Call of Duty franchise will debut this November. Call of Duty: World at War takes the basic principles and gameplay of Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare and send it back to World War II.
Animathias and I have scraped together a Beginner’s Guide through the first 11 levels, so you can get a leg up on the competition when this game ships on November 11, 2008.
Check out the Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guide for Call of Duty: World at War, after the jump.
I can’t stop playing Too Human. I’ve completed the story and leveled a character or two to level 50, but I’ve found an entirely different game after level 50 has been reached. Alternate armor, elite drops, Charm quests, there’s just so much more to be done once you’ve completed the story. I’ve found some great stuff to keep you going and I’ve got a few tips to help you get those elite items.
