Oslo, Norway – In the prestigious history of the Nobel Peace Prize, 89 have been awarded to 119 Nobel Laureates between 1901 and 2008. Of that, the Prize was awarded 96 times to individuals and 23 times to organizations. In another stunning move, on consecutive years, the Nobel Foundation awarded it’s peace prize to it’s first inanimate object.

What won? Sony’s PS3. Read on.

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Someone once told me, “Krelith,” (because they preferred to use my gamertag), “If you ever get to a fourth episode of [GAME] In 30 Seconds, I’ll eat my own face.”

Well get ready to start chewing, Mum!

Jump is below. Video is there. You guys know the routine by now.

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It’s a question we’ve all asked ourselves at some point.  Am I TOO into this video game?  Fortunately, this video provides the answer for at least one epic gaming franchise.  Hoy meets Boy my friends… Hoy meets boy.  Hit the jump and hit the deck…. Because the fanboys are coming!
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After three hours on a plane with some family’s precious nose miner kicking my seat, bored because I forgot to charge my DS, then meeting Doc, Dave, Lono, Rothbart, and some of the other lunatics around this site for the first time and feeling a little creeped out at how clingy Shanghai Six can be, I was definitely ready to play some mutha-flippin’ video games at PAX Midwest! (more…)

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One of the big announcements out here in freakin’ the middle of nowhere was at the Sony booth.  While they still don’t have a quirky name for their awkward doofus looking“ball-and-stick-ice-cream-cone” motion controller that was revealed at E3 this year, they listed the games that will come out for their launch, as well as those games compatible with their new dipsh*t wavy-wavy stick peripheral.

Two words: Ape Escape.

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This might be what I look like Friday morning, running around the convention center.

Now that we’re less than 48 hours out from kick off of PAX, I figured I’d better sketch out a game plan on how I envision our schedule going.  While Doc, Dave and Rothbart are out all doing their thing, and getting real interviews, Jax and I have formed a tenuous alliance to get out there and attempt to harass and annoy as many people as we possibly can with her video camera.

Here’s how I see it going down.

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I’m sorry, Mario, but our princess is in another castle…with a creepy little zombie dog and his intrusive tape recorder. That’s right, folks, this week I had the privilege of sitting down with the lovely Princess Peach! Don’t ask me why she was such a willing guest. Perhaps she found me dashingly handsome, or she figured a decomposed dog would surely crumble to pieces before getting the chance to post this article. Either way, she was wrong. The dirt comes after the jump!!

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The world of menu design is a tough one to get ahead on. It has to perform as both an eye-catcher and as a functioning facilitator to gameplay and options. DICE have performed admirably with their latest offering, featuring planes from the two opposing factions pictured flying toward the viewer (one slightly ahead of the other).

Read more on this revolution in Menu design, after the jump!

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Well, dudes and dudettes, I’m going to be going off the radar for a few days while my wife and I move into a new house.  So no new articles for me for a few days while I get my mancave command center up and running again.

Before I unplug, I figured that since the forum vote came back a resounding 12-3 for me in favor of me doing another reviewsical, I would crank one out prior to be going offline.

So without further ado, I hope you enjoy! Enjoy the reviewsical of Damnation over the jump.

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Smelly Pirate and his wife lildeadlips bring you the latest reviewsical for Sarcastic Gamer!  Shania Twain meets Patapon! Hit the jump to watch it!

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See, this is the kind of trouble I get into when the wife isn't home.

Have you ever listened to your voice on an answering machine and think, “Who the hell is that?” or “God, I sound like crap!”

Yeah, that’s about how I feel when it comes to me singing.  Throw a head cold on top of a song that’s out of my range, and you get the following Red Faction reviewsical howled ruthlessly into my Tritton headset!

Well, the pictures are funny, anyway!  Find it after the jump!

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