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Halo Reach is the next and supposedly last Halo game made by Bungie. Slated for next fall, this Halo tale, if Wikipedia serves me well, should feature or at least end with the Fall of Reach and feature some massive battles filled with more than just one Spartan. This fact alone has the fanboys in a tizzy, even while their blood lust for anything Halo is currently being satiated by Halo 3: ODST.

Not a whole heck of a lot is known about the final Halo game from Bungie, but I’ve got a juicy nugget and I think it’s gold.  Find out everything you need to know about Halo Reach, after the jump.

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Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of kick ass Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the other ones in the series, click here for our list of guides for games like Call of Duty: World at War, GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, Gears of War 2 and Far Cry 2, among others.

Well, you’ve read the Newbie Guide and finally stopped embarrassing yourself. Now it’s time to set your goals a bit higher.  After pouring  over the Crater and Lost Platoon Heroic Guide, you’re two Achievements closer to completing all ten.  The next Heroic Guide in our five part series is your tour through Windward and Alpha Site. These guides will provide strategies and information to help you get over 200,000 points and, if you’ve read carefully, you may just reach that Vidmaster Achievement you’ve been pining for. Plus, you’ll be a badass, which is the primary goal anyway…

If you’re looking to kick ass and see how big your Firefight cojones are, click on over for specific tips on Windward and Alpha Site.

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Editor’s note: This is yet another in a long list of kick ass Sarcastic Gamer Survival Guides. If you want to check out the other ones in the series, click here for our list of guides for games like Call of Duty: World at War, GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, Gears of War 2 and Far Cry 2, among others.

So far, we’ve given you the guide for Newbies.  That guide was a basic guide so you wouldn’t wet yourself the first time you run into a Brute Chieftain with only an SMG at your side. You’ve now spent some time with the Firefight mode and you’re looking to maximize your score and get 200,000 on each map to take you one step closer to getting all of your Achievements.

Well, you’ve come to the wrong place fanboy. If you’re looking to kick ass and see how big your Firefight cojones are, click on over for specific tips on Crater and Lost Platoon.

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Wow HUGE surprise out of the Microsoft presser.  Actually SMALL news… but the good kind.  Looks like rather than bother with the whole over-priced storage and peripherals issue, they’ve taken aim at a problem that EVERYONE has been complaining about since day one.  BEHOLD!  The Xbox360PowerBrickSLIM! (more…)

Video game reviews are very subjective. I get that. Different people have different ideas about what makes a game good and worthy of your hard earned dollar. For some reviewers, a game’s price shouldn’t factor into it. For those people, the merits of the game should stand on its own before ever discussing price.

Well, those people are wrong and Halo 3: ODST is another reason why price should factor into how we, as volunteer enthusiast press, should review video games.   Follow me.  It’s free.

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