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Chicken Lickin' Hordin'...
Today Strawdog studios and P2 Games announced the follow-up to last year’s critically acclaimed iOS game Happy Mrs Chicken. The cleverly titled Happy Mrs Chicken II (HMCII) sees the game expand onto multiple platforms including XBLA, PSN, 9 ¾ and Steam, and for the first time ever will include a multiplayer element.
Pippa Pegg, P2 Games’ lead developer told Sarcastic Gamer:
“The most exciting thing about HMCII is we’ve integrated “horde mode” into the multiplayer experience. We think people will find that fresh and exciting. It’s something that hasn’t been done in any chicken-centric video game to date.”
Horde mode multiplayer, made popular by games such as Lego Harry Potter, the Just Dance series and some smaller indie titles such as Gears of War, sees up to 8 players team together to fight wave after wave of increasingly harder enemies.
“The twist in Happy Mrs Chicken II is that you fight wave after wave of increasingly harder enemies as a team of up to 8 players.”
Happy Mrs Chicken II hits the virtual shelves on 29th of February 2012.
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September 30th, 2011 · 1 Comment

Just a few weeks ago, Raptr announced that they had passed the 10 million member mark on their game tracking website Raptr.com. And while 10 million members is a number to be proud of, it doesn’t even compare to the milestone that the company reached today.
Come read what Raptr is bragging about now.
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September 30th, 2011 · 1 Comment
Fresh on the heels of its announcement of the Kindle Fire tablet, Amazon has let fly a juicy detail of their new achievement program. Hit the jump to find out more. (more…)
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September 23rd, 2011 · No Comments
Assassin’s Creed developer Ubisoft has taken the leap into the pharmaceutical world with the revolutionary new ED pill “Ubihard.” Watch out Extenze, Ubihard is aiming for you!
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September 16th, 2011 · 6 Comments

Microsoft pulled a fast one on a live audience of over 500 people at TGS yesterday as they showed footage of next weeks behemoth, Gears of War 3.
The only problem was that the footage was from Gears of War 2. (more…)
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September 16th, 2011 · 1 Comment

Editor’s Note: This piece was written by our resident comic artist Skuhtu, who had a sudden burst of writing inspiration!
In a special press conference yesterday, EA Sports has announced a creative new feature in their soon-to-be-released premier soccer title FIFA 12. Speaking from Canada, an EA spokesperson revealed the exciting new gameplay called “Blanc and Noire.”
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September 2nd, 2011 · 2 Comments

Right after letting players know that additional fees will be levied in order to select different character colours and hear some older music, Capcom have announced plans to adopt a further DLC-supported system into the game. A new patch will be added in the coming weeks that will require all Street Fighter III Third Strike Online Edition players to buy punches ahead of time.
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Fresh off the heels of Alyssa Bereznak’s successful foray into internet dating, Gizmodo is looking to change up the site’s image and perhaps turn one of it’s biggest stories, well, ever, into something fresh and new. How do you come back and turn one of the most exploitative pieces of internet tripe into more pageviews? You, do it again and again. And again.
Welcome to GizBitch.com!
Read on for all of the friendly, welcoming new singles at GizBitch.com!
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September 2nd, 2011 · 2 Comments

We’ve all heard of Wolverine, Spider-Man and Thor. For the love of Stan Lee, even Captain America got his own movie! But where’s all the digital representations of all the obscure characters that we neither know nor love?
Come and see just which obscure heroes you’ll be able to fight with in the new Marvel vs. Capcom 3 DLC pack! (more…)
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Many Star Wars fans are well aware that on September 16th, Lucas is finally releasing Blu-Ray versions of all six of the Star Wars films. What might be a surprise to fans across the galaxy though is the newly leaked information regarding some of the alterations that Lucas has made to the films. And we’re not talking about just a few light touch ups here! In fact, one of the main characters of the entire trilogy is going to be replaced by a NEW, young actor!
Read on to find out what’s changing… (more…)
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They say when it rains it pours. So I wasn’t entirely surprised that just a day after my divorce (thanks to The Sims Social) I found myself incarcerated (that means in jail) for child abuse. There was something funky in my tea leaves or my karmic path or some other crazy crap that a lady in a trailer claiming to be a gypsy told me. She said to “avoid all video games” and I just figured she fed that line to everyone that walked into her door. Now I wish I’d listened. Somehow a friendly game of Fruit Ninja for the Xbox360 Kinect turned into a fiasco that I wish had never happened. That’s my daughter there in the picture, she’s fine…but man do I have some regrets. Keep reading, it’s unlike any story you’ve ever heard. (more…)
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