Gaming writers the world over gasped a collective sigh of relief today as the summer lull in news finally came to an end, putting a stop to the miserable empty pages of blogs across the internet such as SarcasticGamer.com. The end of the lull means that videogame websites will be able to write about something other than rumours, or rumours about rumours, or even rumours about rumours about rumours on rumours of rumours.

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We’re already extremely familiar with Lono’s foot following his toe-dip review into the world of the HTC Evo 4G. But we figured that this quick jog through the world of feet wasn’t enough and so Lono’s foot inadvertently presents The Feet Of Sarcastic Gamer.

Hit the jump for a footlong gallery of goodness!

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Activision are once again risking the wrath of the gaming public with another shocking plan to rinse the hardcore CoD gamer for as much money as possible. After an overly negative reaction to rumours of subscription plans, revised proposals have been released and now the situation seems worse than ever.

Shoot your way over to the next page for the detailed sitrep…

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The Xbox 360 Shouldhavebeen (Xbox 360 S for short), Microsoft’s newest reinvention of the Xbox 360 home gaming console, finally hits stores in the UK from tomorrow. While the US, Australia and New Zealand have already gotten their hands on the new console, Brits will have to wait just one more day alongside their fellow Europeans.

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Microsoft launched a nationwide recall of it’s latest third person open world game Crackdown 2, after widespread reports that the original Crackdown was found inside the Crackdown 2 green cases. As the game was released on July 6, 2010, Microsoft began recieving a flood of reports from retailers nationwide of the new-found problem.

Find out if you’ve been affected, after the jump!

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A local council has apologized to a fishmarket shopper after they were “beyond traumatized” after being attacked with an electric spine. Read on for the full story.

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Microsoft’s competitors could be heard chucking with glee following the software giant’s thoroughly underwhelming press conference that touted steeply priced motion control as the solution to all gaming ills.

You see, despite what Microsoft would have you believe, Kinect isn’t the only solution to your motion control problems.  Check out what Microsoft’s competition has to offer after the jump!

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Cheesy Voiceover: Previously on Sarcastic News Network….

PacManPolarBear: Cut the blu wire!

UndeadDog: What do you mean? They all look the same to me!!!

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Doc: I have some grave news to tell you, SmellyPirate. You don’t actually have a younger brother. DoubleD’s existence is purely in your head. On an unrelated note, you also have a brain tumor.

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FIFA 11 is currently in development and there’s been some internet chatter about some of the game’s new features following today’s release of the very first screenshot (above). Aside from some unique features such as customisable crowd chants, improved AI and sharper graphics and likenesses, there are also a heap of other new stuff that EA are looking to pack into the next edition of the renowned soccer (yes, I’ll call it soccer) series.

Some of these features are beyond revolutionary and demand an epic build-up. Read on for all of the details.

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Y’know, there are better things to do than the stuff THIS lammo suggested. So what if there’s nothing in games to talk about? Do you see me complaining? Me and this trucker hat I bought when I was 14 have other things in mind.

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