At 8:05am (CDT) this morning a very wealthy oriental gentleman walked into the offices of Sarcastic Gamer with a check for a ridiculous sum of money. At 8:06am we agreed to the sale of Sarcastic Gamer to The Yamasha Group of Tokyo, Japan.
Congratulations SGC… You’re officially Japanese.
Though no immediate changes are planned, I am personally excited by the possibilities presented by this turn of events. Not for you… heavens no. This place is going to die a slow death. No I meant for me. I’m going to buy a bunch of stuff I don’t need and probably develop a nasty addiction to an illicit substance. Probably go out in a blaze of glory off a seaside cliff in my Porsche. But I won’t miss this place one single bit. You guys can all kiss my ass. I’m done fielding complaints about how the FREE podcast you listen to didn’t talk long enough about Uncharted 2 or how Halo 3 really IS an amazing game and I’m just a hater. Buh Bye! Adios Amigos!
PacManPolarBear is already commissioning a 90-ft statue of himself for the top of a building in downtown Ottowa (Lono is planning a 91ft statue of his likeness on the next building over). Dave and his parents are all getting matching garden homes and Harlequin is launching her own cooking network. Shanghai Six just called from a secret bunker somewhere under Virginia where he says nobody will ever get him or his money, “Ever. Muahahahaha.”
We’re RICH BITCHES! BYE!
UPDATE: After a cursory review of SG’s records, specifically our check register, The Yamasha Group has formally withdrawn its offer… So… yeah. I guess this weekend’s Gamer Night is back on. Join (HOST) on (XBL/PSN) for (GAME) at (time)… Gamertag:
[This article is a special contribution from SGC Member and SG Forum Moderator Ala Douche, thanks Ala Douche!]
“Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.” -John F. Kennedy
“If you want to make enemies, try to change something.” -Woodrow Wilson
Here we are, the release of one of the most anticipated (if not the most anticipated) games of the year, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. People across the world rejoice! The next iteration of one of the most addicting first person shooters of all time is upon us! Hold on a second there, it doesn’t look like everyone is happy. Oh my, an entire platform of consumers are angry! (more…)
Another journey into the world of Fail Fortress 2 – brought to you by forum member (and longest running community comic contributor) Master Johnboy. This may be his most Sarcastic yet – you be the judge…
Stand by for Episode 5 of 4D — Sarcastic Gamer Community member Techu’s comic — it’s so big we are going to have to start charging for it…as if we would! The only price of admission is one little click – now that’s not too much to ask is it? – click, laugh, comment ‘lol = )’, move on with your life, be happy.
Thanks to the crew at Verizon for sportin’ the SG threads, and for tracking me down to share this impressive piece of photography. From left to right: Mike Goslin, Odie Arkayus, and Nadir Carpenter (and extra head).
If you have pictures of you or your friends sharing Sarcastic Gamer with the world, be sure to send it to us so we can (A) boost our egos and (B) give you mad props. Email your pics, vids, etc to pics@sarcasticgamer.com
Although this is generally slightly below the acceptable standard for a SG Community Comic, it makes the cut as forum member Photomaster94 put the whole thing together on his iPhone!!!
Good job buddy, more than I could do – although that’s partly because I don’t have an iPhone! Better get one now I see you can make a comic on one. Give it a try yourself and post your entries in the NEW Comics & Art section on the forums.
