Never again will parents curse out a poor old GameStop manager because of the M rated game the parents just bought for their kids is *gasp* violent. Never again, will a clerk need to explain the apparently impossible to understand and pointless rating system.
Never again will there be confusion over what games are not for [...]
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GameStop Goes “Mature Only”
February 1st, 2008 · 7 Comments
Tags: Parody News
Holy Crap! A Useful Wii Accessory?
January 30th, 2008 · 9 Comments
Source: NintendoWiiFanboy
I almost did a double take when I heard about this one. There might actually be a useful accessory coming out for the Ninendo Wii! In fact, it may be the only “must have” accessory ever made for the Wii.
Take a look, after the jump!
PS3 Models Die & Are Reborn.
January 29th, 2008 · 13 Comments
Source: ARS Technica
The 80GB PS3 is dead, it’s already getting pulled from Best Buy. This leaves, for the moment, just the 40 gb PS3.
This is only the beginning.
Find out why the latest rumor could push even more buyers toward the PS3 after the break.
Tags: News · PlayStation 3
Fanboys Fight To The Death!
January 25th, 2008 · 8 Comments
A bloody mess of dead bodies and broken consoles was discovered in a Houston back alley yesterday.
It all started after four Xbox 360 fans found themselves in a fight for their lives in what can only be described as a gamer gang war of epic proportions. A lone survivor, found barely alive in a blood [...]
Tags: Parody News
Free $50 for SanFran Gamers
January 24th, 2008 · 7 Comments
Source: San Fran Craigslist
Believe it or not, my mother sent this to me, since she is a reader of SG, and lives in San Francisco. Thanks Mom! How your love of gaming can earn you a cool $50 after the jump!
Tags: News
Patapon: $19.99 is the new $39.99!
January 23rd, 2008 · 10 Comments
Source: PlayStation Blog
Who says great NEW games have to be expensive? Sony recently announced that Patapon will be $19.99. Take that $39.99 games!
Why you should join the army after the jump!
Xbox Live Is Going Down
January 18th, 2008 · 8 Comments
If you thought the Xbox Live outage over the holidays was frustrating, get ready for some anger management classes. Microsoft is intentionally shutting down Xbox Live for the year!
Why you’ll be playing a whole lot of single player games in 2008, after the jump!
Tags: Parody News
Worms: A Space Oddity Suckage
January 17th, 2008 · 6 Comments
Source: Shacknews
It seems that when Worms: A Space Oddity comes out for the Wii, it will NOT have any online play.
You’ve got to be kidding me Nintendo. I guess I shouldn’t have expected anything less…
Why this is their dumbest decision yet, after the jump!
Tags: News
Great Keeps Getting Greater: VF 5 Patch Out Now
January 16th, 2008 · 2 Comments
Source: Sega
It’s nice to see that fighter fans, like myself, aren’t being left out in the cold. Since fighting games aren’t as popular as say, FPS, you don’t see many updates for them. Well, I’m happy to report that an update is now available for my current 360 favorite beat-em-up Virtua Fighter 5!
Why you’ll want [...]
Tags: News
Have Your PSP Cake & Eat It Too!
January 15th, 2008 · 6 Comments
Source: DCEmu
The PSP’s official 3.80 Firmware added loads of cool new features: Internet radio, an official PS1 emulator, etc. The problem was, if you were a homebrew user, you were left in the dark.
Until now.
There’s been a hack attack of epic proportions. This could just be the best news you homebrewers have heard all year.
Why PSP [...]
Lightsabers In Soul Calibur? NOOOOOOOO!
January 14th, 2008 · 12 Comments
Darth Vader and Yoda will be playable characters in Soul Calibur 4. (One apiece for Xbox 360 and PS3)
All I can say is WTF.
There is no other phrase in the English language that better describes this ungodly sacrilege.
Why these two worlds should never collide after the jump!
Tags: News
One Million Suckers
January 10th, 2008 · 17 Comments
Source: Kotaku
This is it. The beginning of the end. The Wii Fit has sold a million units in Japan. The transformation is complete. Shifting your fat a$$ on a scale is now officially a game.
The end of gaming as we know it, after the jump!
Tags: Wii
More Wii Peripherals For Suckers.
January 7th, 2008 · 6 Comments
Source: Shop4Tech
Just when you thought the useless Wii accessory fad was over, here comes the Dragon Wii Weapon Kit for just $27.95!
Believe it or not this is a real product. The photo was not altered in any way.
Why this makes me want to hurl, after the jump!
Tags: News
