Back in November of ‘05 I had the misfortune to play a title that combined the very worst of both the video game and rap (pop) music worlds. I’m talking of course about 50 Cent: Bulletproof. The game pulled in a disgustingly appropriate MetaCritic score of 50 and was promptly placed in the “I wish [...]
Another game worth 50 cents
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Supreme Commander’s Expansion To Require Binoculars!
November 6th, 2007 · 1 Comment
Supreme Commander is back and more massive than ever! The makers of the real-time strategy title (THQ) that has left every RTS gamer screaming for the ability to “zoom out” is back with a new stand-alone expansion; Forged Alliance. It seems this time they even found room for the kitchen sink. A new playable faction, a [...]
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Crysis = Snake Eyes On Steroids.
November 6th, 2007 · 1 Comment
The demo for the uber hyped Crysis has finally dropped on a totally unprepared populace. I don’t think I could have been more blown away if Bill Gates himself had named me the heir to the Microsoft fortune.
Catch flying jeeps with your bare hands. Move with lethal speed and precision into a host of [...]
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Sonic & Mario: The Beef?
November 2nd, 2007 · 1 Comment
The latest round in the ongoing battle between two of the gaming industry’s biggest celebrities is set to kick off this November. I’m talking about Sonic The Hedgehog versus Super Mario. While Mario has stayed true to his Nintendo roots on the DS, Sonic has branched out to the PSP for this latest throw down.
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Lucas Arts & BioWare Team Up To Form Super Group?
November 1st, 2007 · No Comments
Source: GameSpot.com & LucasArtsBioWare.com
Well the big boys are getting together again, it seems. For once, it’s not a buyout. On October 30th the official alliance between LucasArts and BioWare on a new title was announced, followed by the creation of a joint website, LucasArtsBioWare.com.
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Games For Windows’ Big Secret? They Do It On Purpose!
October 18th, 2007 · No Comments
Sarcastic Gamer Exclusive by GQ Smooth AkA PacManPolarBear
Games for Windows secrets revealed! We’ve received recently leaked emails, minutes from staff meetings and interviews within the growing Games For Windows’ developer community that has shed a new light on the future of the program.
Armed with this super-secret info, I traveled to Redmond , WA to [...]

