Krelith

Country: UK
What do you do on the site? Writer
Consoles Owned: PS3 (Backward Compatible), Xbox 360, PC, iPod Touch
Introduce Yourself, go! Hi, I'm Krelith and I'm an alcoholic, a gambler, a glue sniffer and a bear. Oh, and a ninja. OH! And a compulsive liar.In all seriousness though, I'm a 25 year-old self-confessed nerd, with so much time on my hands that I casually express my opinions on a website that doesn't pay me, and two of my fellow countrymen censor everything I say prior to publishing. Editors... more like dictators! But at least they're nice about it, they don't slap us around or anything.... much...
What do you do in your free time? I annoy people with my inane thoughts-come-words, be they spoken or written. I play a lot of games, and drink copious amounts of alcohol at the end of most working weeks with the lads and gals I haven't scared off yet (and I stress YET). I also record my own music under the project name, The Diamond Project. I've made one album and several videos produced by a very talented - and underpaid - director/producer. And that pretty much sums up my highly generic life in a paragraph! Nice.
On a scale of 1 to 895,463, how efficient are you at life? I'm SO efficient at life! I do, however, refuse to quantify it using your crazy scale.
SG Review: Left 4 Dead 2
November 19th, 2009 · 8 Comments
Platform Reviewed: PC (Also available on Xbox 360)
I’m going to say this straight up front, right now: I was not a big fan of Left 4 Dead. I enjoyed it for about two weeks and then barely played it again. For me, the game was just too arcade-like. It never felt cohesive; hopping from one [...]
Tags: PC · SG Review · Xbox 360
[GAME] In 30 Seconds SPECIAL EDITION – No Russian (Modern Warfare 2)
November 16th, 2009 · 11 Comments
Politics be damned. Here’s a video in the style only SG can deliver.
Arguments are sure to be rampant, AFTER THE JUMP! (which is below)
Tags: Video · [GAME] In 30 Seconds!
[GAME] In 30 Seconds – Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising
November 9th, 2009 · 2 Comments
Hello SG Community. How are you today?
I’m fine by the way, thanks for asking.
Here’s a new episode of [GAME] In 30 Seconds.
Tags: Parody · Video · [GAME] In 30 Seconds!
Sarcastic Gamer: Eurogamer Expo 2009 Podcast pt. 3!
November 5th, 2009 · 2 Comments
The third and final Eurogamer Expo podcast, recorded at the end of the second day by MightyMutt, Krelith, Pillowfort and Yamster. Featuring special guests Captain Average and TudorVII from the Respawn Radio community!
Subscribe to all of the great community shows via iTunes or RSS, or download this episode right here: mp3
For those that subscribe to the iTunes feed [...]
Tags: CommunityCasts · Eurogamer Expo · Podcasts
Review of the Reviews of Dragon Age: Origins
November 5th, 2009 · 12 Comments
Welcome to the reintegration of an arguably ancient SG feature, Review of the Reviews. In this feature, we essentially take on Metacritic at their own game, but rather than summarizing every review into a score, we use words. Words are better, right? Better than numbers? I mean, what was the last binary play you went [...]
Tags: Editorial · PC · PlayStation 3 · Xbox 360
Sarcastic Gamer: Eurogamer Expo 2009 Podcast pt. 2!
November 3rd, 2009 · 1 Comment
Podcast number two from the UK team of Yamster, Pillowfort, MightyMutt and Krelith, recorded at the end of the first day of the Eurogamer Expo. Hear what they had to say on the games they saw including Split/Second, Heavy Rain and more! Check out part one of the podcast here…
Subscribe to all of the great [...]
Tags: CommunityCasts · Eurogamer Expo · Featured Content · Podcasts
Eurogamer Expo: My Take On Dragon Age: Origins’ Platform Performances
November 2nd, 2009 · 4 Comments
As I said on our first podcast of the weekend, Dragon Age was one of my more anticipated titles to see and get hands-on with. Well I did get hands-on with it, briefly, for as long as I could stand to keep my eyes on that screen.
You know that feeling you get when you look [...]
Tags: Eurogamer Expo · PC · PlayStation 3 · Xbox 360
Sarcastic Gamer: Eurogamer Expo 2009 Podcast!
October 31st, 2009 · 14 Comments
Mighty Mutt, Yamster, Krelith and Pillowfort’s debut podcast. With these fine gentlemen behind the wheel what could go wrong? Well, what could go right? Listen as they discuss their hopes for the (then) upcoming Eurogamer Expo. It’s like the Red Show, but with sexier accents.
The sound quality isn’t brilliant on this first one [...]
Tags: CommunityCasts · Eurogamer Expo · Podcasts
At One Point This Morning, I Was On The “Brink” Of Ecstasy
October 31st, 2009 · 10 Comments
See my title? Did you see what I did there? I made a fun-pun. Head over the jump for less puns and more coverage of Splash Damage’s upcoming sci-fi shooter – Brink.
Tags: Eurogamer Expo
Eurogamer Expo Community Meetup Details – Saturday 31st October
October 30th, 2009 · 1 Comment
This is important. So important in fact, that if Chuck Norris approached you and said, “Hey, the contents of this box I’m holding are REALLY important,” you’d be all like, “No way Mr Norris, this article on SG is more important than your box. Goodbye, and I loved you in Forced Vengeance.”
Tags: Eurogamer Expo · Featured Content
I HAVE ANOTHER UPDATE FROM EUROGAMER
October 30th, 2009 · 2 Comments
Well… what can I say? Interesting things about video games, that’s what.
Tags: Eurogamer Expo
Three Hours In… ViDeO GaMeS @Eurogamer Expo 2009
October 30th, 2009 · No Comments
Welcome to Eurogamer London, where the games of tomorrow (as well as the games of last month), are playable, and you can’t get anywhere near them because in true gaming fashion, the event organisers have set up what I can only describe as “choke points” throughout the building. Were I a hunter of gaming nerds, [...]
Tags: Eurogamer Expo · Featured Content
Ownership of Borderlands Soon To Be Made ILLEGAL
October 27th, 2009 · 6 Comments
Well, look at you. Getting drawn in to reading an article based on the surprisingly absurd title…
I bet you won’t click the jump. You haven’t got the stones. You can’t HANDLE THE JUMP!
Tags: Editorial · PC · PlayStation 3 · Xbox 360
