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Wii’s Found, Shortage Over?

November 30th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Reggie Fils-Aime’s secret stock of Wii’s was located early this morning by an elite group of Soccer Moms. The Fils-Aime compound was full of life as authorities raided his Wii fortress. They discovered millions of brand new Wiis in an underground lair beneath the estate in a hollowed out volcano in an island off the [...]

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Tags: PSP · Parody News · Wii

Nerf, I Thought I Knew you!

October 31st, 2007 · 5 Comments

Ok, developers, the Wii is different, we get it.
It appeals to casual gamers, we get it. It’s got motion control, it’s unique, WE GET IT.
So please stop making controller add-on garbage we don’t want, or need!

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Tags: Wii

Scene It? Demo Premieres!

October 30th, 2007 · 3 Comments

Movie maniacs rejoice!
Finally! A game for the 360 that could give the Wii a run for its money and it won’t make your arms tired.
Over the weekend, a playable demo for Scene It? sneaked a quiet little premiere onto XBLM. Yes, the “?” is part of the title, all the cool kids are doing it.
Mrs. Supa and I gave [...]

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