Name: JaXboxChick77, Jax, Jaxx (Doc can't spell my name)
Country: USA, Florida
What do you do on the site? I am part of the SGPink podcast. Of course by part of it, I mean the best part of it. They told me to write articles too, but that cut into my drinking time.
Consoles Owned: Xbox360, Wii, Gamecube, Sega Genesis, Nintendo DS, a Gameboy from 1980 something, Leapster, and V-Tech. (Do kid consoles count? I counted them!)
What do you do in your free time? Play video games and drink until I pass out, read cheesy romance novels, and yell at my kids.
How often do you drink? Only on days that end in Y

With porn stars in their previews and possible achievements and trophies for children killing, Fairytale Fights has been the topic of much controversy. I however, like porn and pointless killing so I was thrilled to get my hands on a preview code for the game. No, this isn’t Fiction Friday! I really got to play [...]

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So you weren’t one of the 178,000 people lucky enough to catch the Swine Flu? There is now a way for you to experience it with none of the yucky side effects, like actual sickness. Dutch researches, bored with running around in wooden shoes and yodeling all the time, have created a game that allows [...]

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Last night I asked my husband to go pick up a movie for us to watch. As always, when I send him out to get a movie for “us” he comes back with some lame looking guy action movie with a hot chick on the cover. I rolled my eyes and settled in on the [...]

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Britney Spears has beaten Carmen Electra in the battle to put out the first ever Wii game to use a stripper pole! If you love stripper poles as much as Britney, then this is the game for you! Hit the jump to get the inside scoop on this amazing game AND for the first time [...]

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The truth about the seedy underbelly of the United States Postal Service is finally surfacing. I’m sure we’ve all wondered at some point how our mail gets lost. It seems that your friendly USPS employee may be the culprit behind these horrible crimes. Or at least that’s who GameFly is trying to blame.
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It was the early 90’s. Picture a younger Jax. I wasn’t quite the glamourous beauty that you see hanging around Sarcastic Gamer now. NO, this Jax was a skinny, flat-chested band nerd who played PC games. LOTS of PC games. Those were magical years for me. Sim City was just out and Myst became one [...]

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Sigourney Weaver was who they called when they were looking for a female star for the upcoming Ghostbusters game, scheduled to release on June 16th. Weaver played Dana Barrett in the movies Ghostbusters 1 & 2. She declined the role however, fearing that the game wouldn’t be of “high quality”. Maybe she’s [...]

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Times haven’t changed over the centuries, since I myself was a teenage girl. Silly girls all around the world still like to swoon over cutesy pre-pubescent little boy celebrities, whose voices still crack like Peter Brady before the Brady Family Talent Show. These days, when you think of teenage heartthrobs, three names immediately come to [...]

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If you listen to the SG Pink Podcast you probably heard us talk about The Maw a time or two. We even had a contest asking the community to cry “MAW” and win a free copy of Afro Samurai for the Xbox 360. If you’re lame and don’t listen to our podcast, hit the jump [...]

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Back in 2005, a federal judge blocked a California law signed off on by Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger that would restrict the sale, or rental of violent and mature video games to minors. On Friday, a Federal Appeals Court ruled that the law is unconstitutional.
Underage gamers, feel free to celebrate. Follow the jump for a simplified [...]

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