There’s no other way to write this, other than to just say to you that I’m not going to be a host of the Red Show anymore. It’s time for me to move on. I’ve given up so much time doing this over the past two years. I’ve helped build this from scratch. From scratch. [...]
To my friends, I bid you farewell… for now.
April 6th, 2009 · 95 Comments
Tags: News
Screwattack promotes Jack Thompson to sell Convention tickets…
April 2nd, 2009 · 53 Comments
Jack Thompson is the boogeyman of the video games industry. At least, that’s how he’d like to be known, just ask him. Now that he’s no longer a member of the Florida State Bar, he’s become an Internet tourist attraction. The worst part is that we, as video gamers, have supported websites that have used [...]
Tags: News
Fiction Friday Hall of Fame: Sarcastic Gaming News From Around the Globe!
April 1st, 2009 · 1 Comment
In Sarcastic Gamer News this week…
Nintendo’s Stock hit an all time high today! In celebration, Nintendo bought Japan. Literally. Claiming that they’ve “owned” Japan for some time, Nintendo put its money where its mouth is and bought Japan out right for 3 trillion dollars in a blockbuster deal. As a result, Nintendo immediately changed [...]
Tags: Fiction Friday · PlayStation 3 · Wii
Fiction Friday Hall of Fame: Is a Kotaku.com Blogger actually Jesus?
April 1st, 2009 · 8 Comments
Well not really, but it seems that Kotaku.com’s own Brian Crecente has signed a three game deal with Rockstar games to be the life model and inspiration for their upcoming game: Jesus H. Christ, Superstar! The seven figure deal was nailed down late last Sunday, and when asked for comment by Sarcasticgamer.com, Mr. Crecente said, [...]
Tags: Fiction Friday
SG is looking for a few new writers from the SGC!
March 30th, 2009 · 16 Comments
Well, as time goes on, people come and people go. Sometimes people have more time and sometimes they have less. As things continue to grow, Sarcastic Gamer is once again calling for fresh blood to take their stab at the video game industry with a sense of humor and intelligence.
Is that person you? Find out [...]
Tags: News
ItsNotAReview: Resident Evil 5
March 30th, 2009 · 9 Comments
This is it. THE REVIEW. No “is it racist?” talk here. I’ll leave that to the people that have a much higher sense of self importance than me. I’ll stick to reviewing the single player, Mercenaries Mode and leave the rest up to the “professionals.”
One star or two? Find out, after the jump.
Tags: PlayStation 3 · SG Review · Xbox 360
Half-Life Viral Marketing?
March 19th, 2009 · 35 Comments
After the jump is a 9 minute video. Within it are several nods to the Half-Life universe. What is it for and for whom was this video made? I dunno. My hope is that it’s some kind of viral marketing for Episode 3, but then again, it could just be a kick ass short video.
Check [...]
Tags: PC · PlayStation 3 · Xbox 360
Zombies in CoD: MW2?
March 18th, 2009 · 22 Comments
Rumors, lovely rumors. On this slow news day, I thought I’d pass along two rumors from the same rumor well that brought you the Halo at E3 rumor that was correct, the Brash “Where the Wild Things Are” rumor that was correct,and many others.
With that said, new Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and Mass [...]
Tags: Editorial · Fiction Friday · PlayStation 3 · Podcasts · Xbox 360
Capcom calls bullsh!t on their bullsh!t
March 17th, 2009 · 48 Comments
Why would a company release DLC info BEFORE a game is even released? Are they trying to get the masses in a tizzy or are they merely hyping a feature that will extend the play time of their latest game?
Resident Evil 5’s DLC package was announced last week, and I got a little riled up. [...]
SG Community: RED vs. BLUE video
March 13th, 2009 · 17 Comments
Codinthepocket, a brilliant member of the SGC, made a hilarious video chronicling the current Podcast war between the Red show and the Blue show.
Hilarity, Hitler and a fake mustache, after the jump!
Tags: Community Content · Fiction Friday
111 year old man still waits for Gamefly
March 13th, 2009 · 8 Comments
Saul Johanssen, the oldest man in the United States, celebrated his 111th birthday last week in Sioux Falls, Idaho. While this ordinarily wouldn’t be something that we at Sarcastic Gamer would give a crap about, Saul’s story does have a tragic gaming story to tell.
Saul still hasn’t received his copy of Shenmue II from Gamefly, [...]
Tags: Fiction Friday
[UPDATED] Newly announced Resident Evil 5 DLC is Bullsh!t
March 12th, 2009 · 57 Comments
Capcom. I love Street Fighter IV. Resident Evil 4 is one of my all time favorite games. So, then, after I have defended you over and over with Resident Evil 5, are you now screwing me?
Why are you charging for multiplayer modes? More after the jump.
Tags: Editorial · Fiction Friday · PlayStation 3 · Podcasts · Xbox 360
XBL and PSN Demo Roundup
March 10th, 2009 · 5 Comments
A slew of demos have recently been released on both the Xbox 360 and PS3. Games like Wanted, Wheelman, Assault on Dark Athena and Watchmen: The End is Nigh were all released last week. I’ve played them all. I liked some, but not all, but one game in particular, could be a sleeper hit.
Impressions of [...]
Tags: PlayStation 3 · Xbox 360

