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Oh, hello there! By a presumably strange and unfortunate series of events, you’ve managed to stumble you’re way onto SarcasticGamer.com. We’re so very, very sorry.

Hey, wait a second! Why is you’re mouse lingering ominously over the ‘back’ button? Now that you’re here, you might as well hear us out. Please?

SarcasticGamer.com is a website comprising of an ever-merry troupe of video game obsessives. In fact, we are so very captivated by interactive media, that only the prospect of carefully crafting compelling articles for our readership can pry our bloodshot eyes away from la télévision (yeah it’s French; we do that from time to time). While we may not be winning any Pulitzer prizes, we hope egregious puns, lots of ludicrously lavish alliteration and a generous dollop of sarcasm will dull the pain that inevitably comes from reading our website. Did I mention our cloying fondness of sarcasm? If ‘yes’ then…well, we have a cloying fondness of sarcasm. If ‘no’ then…well, we have a cloying fondness of sarcasm.

Actually, we’re never sarcastic.

Only joking! That was sarcasm in action right there!

All of our articles are maticulosly chked fo evn the most minr of speling erors and we constantly strive for accuracy and accountability by providing a source link to any quote, statistic or modicum of information we’ve used. In fact, here’s the source of that Pulitzer prize reference a few sentences back. See? Look how accountable we are!

Accountability is one thing, but dependability is another. We guarantee* a number of things:

  • To use bullet points wherever possible.
  • To provide a veritable cornucopia of content daily.
  • To use long words to make us feel clevererer.
  • To put out three podcasts a week.
  • To never have four bullet points.

Remember that bit just a second ago, where we said “To put out three podcasts a week”? Well, we do!  Three super duper podcasts are produced every Monday, Thursday and Friday and, since our lethargy knows no bounds, you can read all about them here.

Talking of knowing no bounds, the rollicking Sarcastic Gamer Community is a great place to meet new people, create multiple topics with the same name and post pornography advertisements. You can also start your very own blog! While posting two word updates and pictures of rabbits with pancakes on their head is encouraged, if a blog post you’ve written is really good, it will go up on the main page! Imagine that!

Oh dear, I feel that lethargy kicking in again. Better wrap this up quick before I become so lazy, that I can’t even support my own head and slump pitifully onto the keyboard. Here goes. We also have: a weekly comic, Fiction Friday, Community Podcasts, parody videos, survival guides and 9qed/.lkhsf;ljas;kldj;LAKJNSFLSMKC\Lkls;aaaaaasd’lcxzmv n930s

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*not actual guarantee. Guarantee is not legally binding. In fact, we would regard it more as a mutual agreement…that can be broken…regularly**
**Definition of regularly ~ always
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