Copies of Crackdown found in Crackdown 2 cases!

July 6th, 2010 at 12:37 pm · 6 Comments

Microsoft launched a nationwide recall of it’s latest third person open world game Crackdown 2, after widespread reports that the original Crackdown was found inside the Crackdown 2 green cases. As the game was released on July 6, 2010, Microsoft began recieving a flood of reports from retailers nationwide of the new-found problem.

Find out if you’ve been affected, after the jump!

Microsoft Spokesperson Julie Doppel, addressed the media in Redmond WA earlier today, “We here at Microsoft have become aware of a situation developing where consumers who had purchased Crackdown 2, received a copy of Crackdown in the Crackdown 2 cases. We are aware of the issue and have instituted a nationwide recall of all copies to address this issue.”

Reporters here in Chicago have confirmed that several of the copies of Crackdown 2 that they purchased while researching this story did, in fact have copies of Crackdown within the Crackdown 2 cases. In fact, all copies purchased had the original game within the slightly tweaked packaging from Ruffian, the developer of Crackdown 2.

We tracked down an anonymous source from Ruffian that agreed to speak on the condition of anonymity. He said,

“Yes, we basically ported the original game and slapped a 2 on it, I admit it. Sure, we put a helmet on your character and added a new game mode of PVP multiplayer, but in the end, we just put the first game in a Crackdown 2 box and called it a day.”

When asked what he’s been up to instead of finishing Crackdown 2 he said,

“I’ve actually been on vacation for the past 6 months, you caught me as I was driving home from the airport! The weather in Fiji is great, by the way.”

UPDATE: Microsoft has rescinded its nationwide recall of Crackdown 2. Doppel released this statement for the press moments ago:

We have been in contact with Ruffian and confirmed the situation. While there are not “actual” copies of Crackdown in Crackdown 2 cases, we acknowledge that Crackdown 2 is so identical to the original that we understand the confusion on launch day. We do want to stress that although the sequel in almost every way is identical to the original Crackdown, the game is, in fact, a new game and gamers that purchased Crackdown 2 will not be able to return opened games to their local retailer.

Local gamers interviewed were ho-hum about the issue. One gamer stated plainly, “either way, I liked the first game better anyway…”




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  • metalgamer1186

    That was pure win!

  • http://www.talkingship.com Jitterbug

    I am really disappointed that this game is getting such bad reviews. I was really looking forward to it, but it looks like they aren’t taking this franchise seriously. The original game was a blast, if slightly buggy. I thought they were going to go all out with the sequel, but they just churned out a clone. BTW, why the hell did it take them so long to make a CLONE?!

  • http://www.sarcasticgamer.com Krelith

    It makes me giggle. Half of the team from Crackdown decide to work on APB, leaving the remaining members with the option of, “open your own studio, or help us with this new project.” Ruffian forms, and …. both games are terrible. Ah, giggles.

  • Bcarraway

    I got the new version, and it really is the same game more or less, with a bit more polish. Its still loads of fun, especially with the 4 player co-op. I blame Microsoft for the lack of new features, they gave the game to Ruffian and told them to put a completed game out in 8 months. With that tight a timeline, they did the best thing they could do, and that was to expand a bit on the original but not really innovate. Call it the Madden of sandbox games :)

  • Notthevictim

    What it’s not even Friday!

  • pocoyo

    So funny.

    You just made my day!

    thanks.