Beginner’s Guide to ALWAYS winning at Red Dead Redemption poker

May 24th, 2010 at 12:00 pm · 23 Comments

Cheat.

It’s the best suggestion I can offer, the other following techniques are significantly less profitable and aren’t nearly as easy. They also require you to be pretty decent at the game and that takes a ton of work, you need to understand odds and percentages (which sucks because man, you bought a videogame not a math lesson). Cheating puts you in a better position in case you end up with a terrible starting hand (I’ve won with a 7-2 off suit) and best of all doesn’t have an effect on your morality meter. If you’re caught cheating a member of the table will challenge you to a duel which will either see you dead or short the money you walked in with (but, you get an increase to your fame rating so swings and roundabouts).

The hardest part is starting off; in order to be able to cheat you have to play a round of poker to unlock the Elegant Suit. Buy it from the tailor in Thieves’ landing and either get a room to change in or go out of town and set up camp. When you next play a round you’ll be given the chance to hit Y to put a card up your sleeve. To do this you need to keep a slider from moving too far into the red on either side, use light taps on the left analogue stick because too much pressure will send the meter in the other direction and you’ll be caught. If you need practice getting your balance, break in a few horses (you’ll learn how in an early mission and you can find others in the world map).

Getting a card in your hand is significantly easier, just a light tap in the direction of the card you want to replace is enough to last the entire countdown in most instances. I recommend only doing this once because it lessens the risk you’ll get caught, you’ll always have an opportunity to swap the card after the fifth one on the table is laid down even if you’ve called all-in earlier in the round. There have been several situations where I’ve moved a card over only to move it back because I had better options.

Any card can potentially help you out, but it’s good to hang on to aces because they’re the most handy (being the highest rated). If you know you’re going to win without using the ace then change the card that you’re sparing to cheat with.

This is the most important rule: Only cheat to get a card in your hand once, you’ll kick yourself by giving away an important one for the next hand or you’ll mess up and be caught when you’re 1000 chips up wasting a good amount of time. I’m unsure if it gets progressively harder to keep the needle in line as you’re dealing to less people, but I am always a worse cheat toward the end of a game.

That’s everything on cheating, now understanding when to raise and when to fold. This is based on AI which is almost incapable of bluffing, if you raise on a table of players who have been checking the entire hand they will fold and you can walk away with the pot. (though, be careful about the last card, they may surprise you with something unexpected) this works really well for wearing down the final AI player at the end of a match because having more chips means that you can raise after the blind and walk away with the small change bit by bit until you win (though, at this point maybe just quit out and walk away, it’s a dull game of attrition).

I’m sure I’ve missed some so I’ll update at intervals. Feel free to suggest tips in the comments.




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  • ProfoundPants

    My only advice, play liar’s dice instead, heck of a lot easier.

    • Pillowfort

      Pay off isn’t as good.

      • http://www.sarcasticgamer.com Doc

        Im glad they let you keep your fingers on the knife game, or I’d be stubby the outlaw. stink at that game.

  • Druza

    I’m still laughing at seeing the big header and stuff and just the word “cheat”.

    • http://www.sarcasticgamer.com Doc

      I didn’t even know I COULD cheat until I read this today.

    • Pillowfort

      Thanks, man! That’s exactly what I was going for! I am pretty pleased by this feedback!

  • http://www.sarcasticgamer.com Ala Douche

    Cheating does make things quicker and easier, but if you actually know how to play (and enjoy playing) texas hold em, it’s extremely easy to win pretty much every game anyway, without cheating. the biggest frustration is that once the other people get really low on chips they fold to just about anything. i had a guy down to his last 50 chips while i had 1950, and it took me a good 15 minutes to knock him out, simply because he folded every damn time…

  • ashjleek

    If like me you dont have a clue how to play poker then my advice is to wear the elegant suit that enables you to cheat. then get caught cheating so you are challanged to a duel. kill the opponant and go back to the table until only one guy remains.

  • KalanStar

    I think it’s the easiest way to get money! I always bust everyone else out! I have a thousand dollars now just from poker! I’ve played a lot in real life though, and it’s easier in the game! The Theive’s Landing table is the best. I’ve made 600 chips in a single hand! I have no idea about precebtages btw. I have noticed that 3′s win often, too often in my opinion.

  • Petedawg

    Here’s what I did to win the Army uniform scrap. With the first two cards dealt, if I had at least one high card (10 or above) or a pair of anything above 5s, I bet the max immediately. If everyone folds, I get a cheap 30 chips (or 10, if I had to do the blind bet) which sucks; but often there will be someone who will go all in too. Odds are that your opponent will *NOT* have an amazing hand, so you’re hoping to win with the high card or pair (depending on what you have). You could still lose, however, so if money is tight save first. With this method, I bust out two players after two hands, I lost the third hand (but had so many chips the max wasn’t going all in), then won the next three hands to knock the last two guys out. Before this, I spent several hours trying to play “normal” poker and got my ass handed to me repeatedly.

    • macksterthing

      I LOVE YOU.

  • http://none Person

    I found on one character, a small glitch. On the first hand you continulally raise him in slow amounts. Then on the next hand just raise the bet 6. He then will 90% of the time fold.

    AMAZING CHEAT TO USE.
    I am not sure about all players. But it worked on one of them.

  • http://tfcbsp.tripod.com/ Schizferatu

    What I can’t seem to understand is how I walk into Poker with $150, put $25 down to play, win my way to $500, leave the table – and then only have like $200. Am I missing something here?

  • anon

    Screw Poker. I play Blackjack.

  • JackPokerAA

    Jack grows up to become a gay alcoholic poker player,… seriously what is there left to do then to play poker and shoots his gun on random men!

  • Holly

    This post is quite funny and I am not sure whether or not to take it seriously! I am new to playing multiplayerpoker online and I have to say I enjoy learning about how to play rather than how to cheat :)

  • Charlie

    Schiz, the thing is you’re playing a kind of tournament. You buy in for $25 but you get 500 in chips. When you redeem the chips, obv you get the corresponding smaller amount of cash back. One thou in chips will get you $50 and so on.

    • Schizferatu

      ahhhh I see – I knew it had to be something simple like that! Thanks for answering, I have been checking this forum for weeks

  • http://www.googlemail.com Tranqulizer

    I like playing poker in the game, but what i suggest (If you wont a lot of money) is to go by the rivers and hunt beaver, or grizlys, They are worth 35$ a piece in Mexico and can give you 1500$ per trip.
    Depending on how much you hunted down.
    (Note, dont shoot the beaver with rifles, shotguns, or sniper rifles, they will just explode!!!.

  • Death13Pool

    i need a thousand dollars to get the savy merchant suit and poker is kicking my ass even when i cheat i get screwed i dont know the object of poker or wat cards r good or how to win at all i jus go all in n try to bust ppl out but it backfires 95% of the time

  • ShananiGoon

    WEE-EEEL wht happnd was i was like ‘yarg les play poker’ and i cheated in Blackwater and had ace cheat card, 7 10 in hand so i all in won and i had like 2 aces and i won and i won but then i won and i wion poop!dsbhvgfhr

  • ShananiGoon

    no seriously most of the time i play in Blackwater and try to get army scrap, but all i do is like press A for raise call check whatever it says. i win most times but seriously does the scraps have to rely on poker and 5FF cos i suck at 5FF so i cant get RR outfit (sad smiley)

  • missmarymac

    I think it’s worth metioning that cheating gets way more difficult if you try to do it t the end of your deal. If you’re going to cheat, hit Y (or triangle on PS3) just as soon as you begin to deal to the table. If you wait until the end, when you’re passing out the last few cards, it gves you way less time to center the arrow.