We would like to thank everyone who helped in our search for the missing Rapture Diaries. We were just about to call in the blood-hounds and Nancy Grace, but it thankfully doesn’t have to get that ugly. One of our fine SG family members has found them all and all is right as rain. So, let’s get into it.

Congratulations, NerdCore, your winning entry has doomed you to a lifetime haunted by such items as a Bioshock 2 Mousepad, t-shirt, and Little Sister Figurine. If that didn’t just send you over the edge of insanity, then this will surely do the trick. You get the opportunity to make your very own Rapture Diary. That’s right! You’ll work with the greatly over-hyped UndeadDoG in producing the 8^th and final clip in our series. Who knows, you might even become famous*.

We hope you’ve enjoyed this contest and parody. And if you were too intimidated to look for the missing diaries, well, here they are!

Trevor McGillicutty

Written & Performed by Shanghai Six – Produced by UndeadDoG
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“Junky” Jones Higgons

Performed by Yamster – Written & Produced by UndeadDoG
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Brigid Tenenbaum

Written & Performed by Harlequin – Produced by UndeadDoG
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Willielmus Horwood

Written & Performed by Captain Average – Produced by UndeadDoG
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Old Greg

Performed by Jitterbug – Written & Produced by UndeadDoG
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Sebastian Stolm “The Janitor”

Performed by Darkwonders – Written & Produced by UndeadDoG
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Drake Calhoun

Written, Performed & Produced by UndeadDoG
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*Fame based on events entirely separate from this contest.