As if fake mustaches and kissing Rothbart’s ass wasn’t enough, we’re proud to bring you the next round in our series of sponsor competitions, ramping up to the January launch of the Sarcastic Gamer Racing league.

Be further intrigued/disturbed after the jump!

Silver Sponsor: Frawlz Gumballs

Here at Sarcastic Gamer, especially among the cast of the Blu Show, we’ve been known to put a lot of things in our mouths. Nothing has tasted as sweet nor PWN’d our jaws with the same ferocity as Frawlz Gumballs. They are the leading brand in chewing and blowing satisfaction. You know you want them…Frawlz in your Mouth.

The Contest:
Guess how many gumballs Frawlz can fit in HIS mouth. That’s it. In a couple of weeks (TBD) we will reveal the answer via webcam. That’s right, Frawlz will stuff as many gumballs in his mouth as he can, and you all will witness it.* The gumballs used will be the standard 1″ size.

*We will not be held responsible for any psychological damages caused by viewing this spectacle.

Send your answers by email to undeaddog@sarcasticgamer.com

Rule Clarification: For those of you not sending entries because you are holding out for a higher sponsor, I need to reassure you that winning a Silver level sponsor does not take you out of the running for Gold. If you win Silver and are then chosen for Gold, your lesser sponsor will default to a runner up. With only 12 sponsors for 24 drivers, it is important that you enter as often as possible.

…and of course the contest may be for SGRL drivers, but the fun and hilarity is for everyone! We hope you all enjoy everything we have in store.