Modern Warfare 2 was released earlier this week to universal praise. It has also hit a few speed bumps, regarding it’s controversial “No Russian” level, where you play as a CIA agent that has infiltrated a Russian terrorist cell that attacks a Moscow airport. Besides the controversial nature of the content in the level, gamers have also noticed that there’s no Achievements associated with “No Russian”.
Or is there? Secret Achievement unlocked, after the jump.
Modern Warfare 2 has its achievements and also a few select “secret” Achievements such as the “Colonel Sanderson”, worth 10 gamerscore if you can kill 7 chickens in under 10 seconds in ‘The Hornet’s Nest’. “No Russian”, it turns out, has its own set of Secret Achievements worth 5 gamerscore each, for a total of 25 gamerscore.
Here’s the leaked “No Russian” Secret Achievement list:
- “Crowd Killer” – Kill 25 civilians in less than 15 seconds after stepping out of the elevator at the beginning of the level.
- “I’m gonna get you sucka” – Kill 5 civilians dragging wounded civilians
- “Ladykiller” – Melee 5 female civilians
- “Up close and personal” – Melee 5 male civilians
- “Say hello to my little friend” – Teabag 10 dead civilians
Well, now that the list is out, I know I’ll be going back to “No Russian” again and again until I get all 5.
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You just couldn’t help yourself could you
You know you should of put this in one of your player guides and some douche sites would of picked it up and ran with it for real 
Most amusing for a Friday afternoon.
Ummm, yeah, that’s really wrong. I’m sorry, but after watching the footage from that level, I couldn’t believe that a level like that was in this game. I’m not a prude by any means, but something about the video just did not sit well with me. Yes you can kill people in many other games, but it’s the realism and the scenario it puts you in that I have a problem with. If no one was going to have issues with it, then they wouldn’t have given you the option to skip it. It was one thing when it was just a level, but the achievements are in poor taste, period. If anything, you should have gotten an achievement for making it through the level without killing anybody.
Fishook!
Line and sinker.
DAMMIT! Nicely done! Totally fooled me. Crap, now I have to find another source for my righteous indignation.
Dude I said right at teh head of the posts that it was a “good one!” did that not give it away
And yup the Tea Bagging one musta tipped you off surely 
Like I say – Most Amusing Mr L 
Yeah I know, I kinda went off half cocked without paying attention, but in my defense, your reply hadn’t registered yet on the page when I posted (guess I hadn’t refreshed in a minute) I should’ve gotten the tea bagging though
well done lono you tricked one of the people who was on your side of the no russian level argument but still nicely done!
I wish these achievements/trophies would be in the game, it sounded too good to be true and yeah i know it would mean people who found this level sick would have to be as sadistic as us who actually liked it but it would be awesome and they could possibly have a lock that’s unlocked when you choice to play the level
Had till
“Say hello to my little friend” – Teabag 10 dead civilians
Lono that was great.
Gotta love how people buy these yet it is tagged as parody news.
Ya know Lono…. You’re lucky this is SO Horrid… I believe this is a fail so epic… ITS A WIN!!!!
Lono: 1
Those who don’t understnad why this is funny: 0
You had me fooled! Good job
you were fooled? Why would activision give us the option to skip this level then put achievements/trophies in the game for the level hence making it impossibly for people who opted not to play the level to complete all the achievements or unlock the platinum trophey.
It was so obviously fake espcially seeing as i wouldn’t think you could link achievements/trophies to teabagging.
Brilliant!
Say Hello to my little friend FTW!
I believed it until I saw the Tea bagging one.
I didn’t believe it for a second, in fact, reading the title made me realise that the article above was also a joke.
Ok, so I am supposed to kill innocent civilians and then teabag them for an achievement?
Yeah, that sounds about right!
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