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SG Parody VIDEO: We are ODST (Fanboys)

October 2nd, 2009 at 1:00 pm · 57 Comments

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It’s a question we’ve all asked ourselves at some point.  Am I TOO into this video game?  Fortunately, this video provides the answer for at least one epic gaming franchise.  Hoy meets Boy my friends… Hoy meets boy.  Hit the jump and hit the deck…. Because the fanboys are coming!




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  • Havok Saunders

    Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. I guffawed hard at the parting shot at the 360.

  • http://www.sarcasticgamer.com darkwonders

    The end was brilliant! I seriously laughed at the shot at MS’s pricing.

  • GameJunk-ee

    ODST = Over Dramatic Stupid Tards

  • DUFF McWALIN

    that video was great. And the shot at Moneysoft at the end was the best part

  • http://artsyhands.com/ Waisybabu

    Sarcastic Gamer proves yet again why they are my favorite satire-making website.

    Clever shit. SG ftw!

    • health133

      I have to agree even though i am a fan boy

  • http://www.sarcasticgamer.com Lono

    this is funny and all, I just wish they would have made fun of a game that more people have played instead of this obscure stuff… Eh, whatever. It’s still good though.

  • http://www.sarcasticgamer.com Doc

    ROFL @ Lono

  • http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/member.php?u=1650 Artemas

    Nice! I never understood why they picked a different language for the ad. Pretty much every human voice in any Halo game has been either British or American English…or Michelle Rodriguez.

    • http://www.sarcasticgamer.com Lono

      I think, first because they shot it in Hungary. Also, they must have thought the different language would bring a more universal feel, as the images resonate regardless of what they’re saying.

  • http://www.sarcasticgamer.com Lono

    If you’re one of those people saying, “Eh, I didn’t find it that funny, I guess I’m a Halo Fanboy…” then you’re just dead inside.

    Even if you’re a halo fanboy, If you can’t laugh at yourself, then it’s time to reassess your life. I’m not picking on anybody, just telling it like it is.

  • standish

    yeah…well your fat

  • zard1

    very good and funny.

  • Shane_86

    First time I’ve seen that ad, it would be nice if Halo games actually looked that good instead of the shitty 2007 graphics that ODST had.

  • Shaha44

    HALO JESUS UNITE! I wonder how long it will take for Halo Jesus’ “Apostles” to strike this video down? Good stuff guys, I laughed pretty damn hard!

  • Benton

    “Hoy Meets Boy” is actually the title of the ODST spinoff sitcom slated to premiere next Fall.

  • CayennSG

    If this is a 5 hour game, why havent you guys traded it in? Because its not a 5 hour game, you get so much more out of this title. If you factor in all time you will spend on this title and compare to other titles you paid full price on…. 60 bucks isnt so bad now aye… Ps. Im not a Halo fanboy, dont even own a 360! just saying

    • SilverCaboose

      It’s maybe 7 hours, that includes the time you play on firefight. I can name 20 other games for the same price that you get MUCH more out of. They probably haven’t traded it in because they know they’d get probably about 25% on what they spent on it back.

  • sam

    funny video and true but halo is still awsome most people who dont like it is because they suck at it because you actually need to be fast and accurate in multiplayer ps i have a 360, ps3, had a wii, and game on my pc so dont call me an xbot

    • Havok Saunders

      Xbot

    • timewarp

      XBOT! Jokes! I liked the ending of this so funny and so true. It’s a shame it sucks as my brother’s been waiting a while for this game and it’ll kinda suck when he finds out on he’s birthday that the main campaign for this only lasts around 5 hours.

      Hardly matters though as he preordered it from game and they sold it to him for £34.99

    • http://www.sarcasticgamer.com darkwonders

      Saying that you have all the systems doesn’t exclude you from being an xbot. That is probably the worst excuse to use… Xbot… I could own your ass in COD4 (A real man’s game) any day XD

      Oh and did I mention you were an Xbot? No? Well You’re an Xbot, Xbot.

      Xbot xbot xbot

      • profsa

        agreed

  • Lokela

    The best part was the ad at the end. Classic!!!!!

  • harpox2

    Awesome

  • MosEisley

    hahaha the end was pure genius. Nice job Doc.

  • yellowdart46

    I loved it. Best video yet from you guys.

  • Chubbaluphigous

    They are so going to sell you matchmaking in a DLC pack later on.

  • http://www.youtube.com/ps3nskyline34 NSKYLINE34

    lol funny, i thought the original trailer was silly but epic, and wow they do have very nice hair, turns out the ODST helmets are hairmets (scrubs reference FTW)

  • Shadow

    LOL thats funny. The problem is that this game is an expansion so the short campaign and similar gameplay shouldn’t have surprised anyone, especially a game critic. You might want to re-consider professions.

    • http://www.sarcasticgamer.com darkwonders

      If it was an expansion… it should have sold at an expansion price. You can’t have it both ways…

      Either make it a full game and take some time and add in something more…
      Or keep the expansion title, but at a lower price.

      The fact that it’s nothing new IS the problem.

    • timewarp

      for a gamer you’ve managed to critise sarcastic gamer and miss the point completly, you might want to re-consider hobbies. Like darkwonders said, the fact that there’s nothing new is the problem, i wanted to see what the heck happened to master chief yeah i know the fight is over but did that ever stop film makers from carrying on a series?

      If this was a whole brand new game with a changed multiplayer to make it better and much more content then yeah it’ld be worth the price but it isnt. Also to the guy called sam, i own all three consoles but still find myself liking the PS3 more, so owning all three dosen’t make you automaticly make you non-biased.

  • http://www.talkingship.com Jitterbug

    I thought this was funny as hell, and I agree that a video game commercial that doesn’t feature any video or games is a bit odd. That being said, the first time I saw that commercial I got JAZZED to play the game. And I LOVED the game… all short, short, short 5 hours (and $30 value that I paid $60 for… grrrrrrr) of it!

  • Captain America

    LOL, while I don’t agree it was overpriced funny video. I do agree that no halo battle is that cool though

  • sam

    wow people got really mad at me i said i liked the video and thought it was true (odst is a rip off but that is beside the point) and darkwonder please dont threaten me in cod everyone thinks they are the best at that game for some reason
    you may be better then me but after the 100′s of hours and prestiges ive played cod 3, 4 and w@w i doubt it

    • http://www.sarcasticgamer.com darkwonders

      xbot :p

    • timewarp

      XBOT! wait if your not an xbot then…PSFAG! WIITARD!

      Also i’ll own you at Watching paint dry. It’s a game i made up where you watch paint dry and they charge you £50 for it also there’s an expension pack called Watching paint dry: ODST

  • Mark

    Love the video, keep em comingggg. I feel like promoting you guys somewhere, would like to see this site get as big as IGN. Wouldn’t that be some shit?

    SG bumper stickers >:O! YEAH

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/xboxfanaticgabriel GabrielXFG

    Loved the video ! I am subscribed to you guys on youtube, and I usually check your web site too ! Great video quality ! Keep it up !

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/xboxfanaticgabriel GabrielXFG

    I loved the video, great quality I am subscribed to u guys on youtube and I check out your channel too !
    Keep it up !

  • TinyButDeadly

    Once again guys that was pure genius I loved the bit at the end with the xbox with its pricing. I also wondered why they spoke in hungarian during that trailer, WE SPEAK English!!!!.

  • majorm0j0

    Fantastic!
    Rated M for
    More-of-the-same-crap-you’ve-already-played
    HOY MEETS BOY

    • Droozy

      LMFAO

  • timewarp

    is it me or does the guy in the picture look like John. G. Mcginlen?

    • Viking

      John C. McGinley?
      Nah, just a little. He is to ‘masculine’ in the picture.

  • Rob

    VERY funny video

  • Matt

    Lol! Campaign was short, and I’ll give up on it once Modern Warfare 2 comes out. Till then I be playing FireFight with my Halo 3: ODST collectors edition controller. I look at it this way, I spent 60 dollars on a cool wireless controller, and 30 for an ok game. Better then spending 60 dollars and getting pretty much the same shit, except for a new campaign and game mode.

  • ThomasJay

    I’m loving the flame war going down in the YouTube comments thread.

    This video has TORN THE INTERNET IN HALF!

  • http://www.dothackportal.com PKKer Vincent

    I bet if Infinity Ward did an “Expansion” of CoD4 the owners of the site would be all over the game. Even if it was at full retail price.

  • http://www.essoen.net Esso

    Love it! Youre the best ^^

  • http://torontoanimation.blogspot.com TempleDog

    It’s official, Doc…you are the biggest douche I know. Sarcastilicious, dood!

  • conzan

    really funny loved this video th0ugh i enjoyed odst because i didnt buy any of the map packs so i got more out of it and lol at the xbox this at the end

  • TragicCruZ

    I love the Halo games, this was still funny as hell.. and it seems like there’s alot of Sony fanboys commenting here ;)

  • AFanboyHisself

    Im a fanboy and that left me laughing

  • http://kevboard.cabanova.de Kevboard

    im a fanboy, and i like ODST…………
    60 bucks is OK for a game like ODST,

    ?5H Campaign
    ?3 DLCs
    ?Awesome FireFight Mode

    Its 40? here in Germany (i think thats about 50 dollars) and thats a fair price.

    by the way, awesome Video :D

  • asdecker

    lol that sums it up

  • Xp Sciatic

    LOL at the better hair than you part haha :)