This is no shiz sherlock. Microsoft and Burger King teamed up to unleash this badass burger on the Japanese people, to mark the launch of the hopefully usable new Windows OS with a piece of food lore.
This 4200-calorie delight comes with more than 200g of artery-clogging goodness at the low low price of just $7.77 for the first 30 customers. (More than 30 is apparently going too far.
There’s a damned good reason they don’t try that shiz here. We Americans are smart enough to order 6 extra buns and lots of ketchup.
Siyanora Japanese people! It’s WINDOWS 7 TIME!
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Wha? How do you even eat that thing? Gah.
It’s a trick of the light; those are strips of bacon and very thin burger ingredients. xD
Windows 7 is actually a really good OS, been using it since the beta.
Hope the burger can live up to the hype.
In N Out has a better burger. It’s called an 8 by 8. It’s amazing…
Whao! And this post isn’t even categorized in “Fiction Friday” damn. That’s so crassssy!
I’m a rebel. What can I say?
seemed obvious due to the fact that nobody has a mouth big enough to fit around the thing, it’s the kind of burgers i imagine shaggy and scobby doo would make. Is the catch that it’s a double bluff fiction friday and this is a real burger? Becasue i’m quite sure eating even one of these things is lethal.
?! i want one…….
Good thing for those Bullet Trains in Japan. I can’t think of any other form of transportation that could get ya home fast enough, after eating that.
buh duh dooosh! You should write for Leno. Good one!
LOL@ Captcha!
“Runs maximize”
>Siyanora
Ha Ha Ha! Oh wow. You could at least Google it first to make sure you are spelling it correctly. It’s sayanora, bro.
Also, it’s ¥777, which is about $8.50, not $7.77. Get your act together.
http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/22/burger-king-selling-a-windows-7-whopper-in-japan/
I would so order that. I’ve had a 10×10 at In n’ Out, I could eat that. I used to eat around 6000 calories a day, and was just gaining about a pound a week.
That could feed an entire japanese family and there would still be leftovers!
One word:
MOAR!!!