This game is so much better than Batman because it's casual and I like casual games.

I love video games.  And when I think about good video games, I think about casual games.  I love games like Parachute Panic and Sheep Launcher.  They are good fun. I can pick them up and play them again and again.

Last week, the nice folks who made Dr. Nano for the iPhone and I had a disagreement about just how good I thought Dr. Nano for the iPhone was.  I said it was really good.  It was really good.  They thought I said it was bad, but it was really good.  I felt that I could pick it up and play it again and again.  Like a casual game.  Because I liked it.  It was really good.

Anyway, I got a copy of Batman: Arkham Asylum because a lot of people were very excited about it, and when people get excited, I also too get excited.

I was very sad when I played it and it was only okay kinda.  I mean, it was good, but it was not Dr. Nano good.

First, Batman was not in Dr. Nano, but if Dr. Nano was going to be a movie from Hollywood, I think Christian Bale should have been in it.  Although he wasn’t in the Batman game.  So that doesn’t work.  Oh, well.  Chrisitan Bale doesn’t have big eyes like baby Dr. Nano does.  Dr. Nano has big giant eight year old eyes, and they are cool.

Second, Batman has the Batmobile and Batplane, but he does not have a nanosubmarine.  A nanosubmarine is a very small submarine.  It’s nano.  That means small in greek or something.  In Dr. Nano, Dr. Nano goes into a patient’s body and shoots bullets at disease and worms.  I don’t know how they get a submarine into a person, that didn’t make any sense to me.  I guess it’s just smaller than a person.

Third, bad guys.  Batman has a lot of bad guys, but Dr. Nano has the updated Kidney Mission Liver Mission and Gall Bladder Mission Coming soon.  That must be fun, because it’s updated.  They must have newer bad guys and that’s good.

I hope you have enjoyed my comparison of Dr. Nano and Batman Arkham Asylum.  I don’t know why people are all excited about this game.  It’s only okay, but I can play Dr. Nano on the school bus into school and show my friends on the bus that I can play games on the phone my mom bought for me with her weekly alimony check from my dad.  And that’s cool.  Because Dr. Nano was great.

The end.

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