NOTE: Lexi handles marketing for Sarcastic Gamer, which given our current level of business, leaves her plenty of time to screw around on her iPhone. Pardon the pun. You’ll get it in a second.

As a woman, it was challenging for me to pick out my first apps on my new iPhone. Just like with shoes, actually all accessories, I could potentially go overboard. There are so many! But, I put one four inch stiletto in front of the other and decided to explore this department store of apps. Little did I know I would find some things that even Frederick’s of Hollywood doesn’t carry.

The iPhone has become apped for her pleasure!

Introducing the MyVibe. How does it work you ask? It will tease your socks off…..in every board meeting and conference call from now on. First there’s an easy to handle on/off button. On the right you touch up and down arrows to control your vibration – short, quick pulses or longer slower ones. While the intensity might not take you to the 99th floor, the touch will definitely engage you until later….especially if accompanied by all those dirty little texts. Hell, it would be even better if you took a voice memo from your devilish night before. Put a smile on your face, a glow in your skin, make it a tingly kind of day and pray for a bluetooth/handsfree accessory!

Now that you’re prepped and ready to go….of course there’s an app for that! Sorry boys….this might bruise your ego the first time, but practice makes perfect! Introducing Passion. Some, well all, wonder how they compare to others in the bedroom. Passion measures how well you perform, and gives you a rating from 0 to 10, 10 being the highest, using the iPhone’s microphone, accelerometer and others to determine an accurate score.

Just press start, and place your iPhone in your bed, arm band, which would be totally hot, or even in your pocket, all though I don’t know how great the sex would be wearing pants. Then a seductive librarian’s voice let’s you know “You may start having sex”. If you are satisfied with your score, you can be brave and go online and see how you compare to the rest of the world. You are scored on duration, orgasm, and activity. And, when you are finished you are asked to submit your score or go round two and make it count.

I love a challenge!

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