Like a classy dame on a three-day cake binge, Fat Princess is about to expand. Wait. Stop the presses. That was way too corny. Let me try again. Titan Studios set to fatten Fat Princess. No. Titan Studios to add an extra layer of icing to Fat Princess. Son of a bitch! This is so frustrating. I am trying to craft the perfect lead, and my mind is teeming with lame jokes about sweets and burgeoning bellies. Where the hell is an easy button when you need one? Hey Staples, how about you get on that, instead of simply using it as a clever marketing tool in your commercials.

You know what, screw the intro. Let’s just get to the news before I lose my sanity, spending the rest of my days drawing pictures of Cookie Monster in purple crayon.

What I was trying to get at before, is that Titan Studios is prepping an unspecified amount of Fat Princess DLC, citing fervent fans as the impetus. Thus far, only a single map has been shown, but Titan promises that New Pork is just a taste of things to come. New classes perhaps?

The studio is exhibiting at PAX, but will be updating its Dev Blog for those stuck at home. Splendid. Now how about mailing me some swag? A lanyard. A shirt. A dead canary in box. Any gift will be accepted and showered with love. I just need something from PAX to rub on my naked body.

I haven’t played Fat Princess since the release of Batman: Arkham Asylum, but this news gets me pumped to jump back in. Gluttony has never been so adorable.

It great to see Titan supporting its downloadable darling with post-launch content, and I only hope that this is the first of many updates. How about raptors on hoverboards? I don’t even want credit. Just make it happen.

Source: Titan Studios

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