Everyday for the next, uh … how many staff do we have, again? Right, there are twenty-one of these staff bio-things, so that means this will run for, erm, twenty-one days? No, wait, that’s including weekends. Well, without weekends, it would be … carry the two, add five … more than six days! Eureka! Yes, for more than six days, every day, a new ‘Meet the Staff’ will be posted, with each one focusing on a different member of the team. What fun! Eff-Why-Ai, you are cordially welcomed to leave a loving comment on your favorite staff member’s ‘Meet the Staff’ post. So if you love Yamster (hah!), adore Krelith, or have a positive disposition towards any staff member, we want to know! Note: unpopular staff members will be sent down to our bicycle-powered server room.

Name: Eoco
Country: The land of crumpets, where tea precipitation and monocle hail are quite common. Some say that (from above) this magical place has the appearance of an asparagus-colored patchwork quilt. Others do not.
What do you do on the site? When not hastily answering emails, or alienating the Sarcastic Gamer readership with sesquipedalian posts, Eoco edits all articles that go on the site (along with his co-editor, Yamster) and writes about himself in the third person at every opportunity. He has a bothersome habit of starting new ‘regular’ columns that are in no way regular, and wrote the Sarcastic Gamer ‘About’ page. Oh, and he adores parentheses (seriously, he loves them!)
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, Playstation 3, Wii, Playstation 2, Nintendo DS, Playstation Portable, iPhone
Introduce yourself, go! Wow, this question certainly puts me under a lot of pressure! Why did it feel the need to employ such discourteous interrogating techniques like a monosyllabic ‘go’ and stern exclamation mark? Personified punctuation aside, I am a video game and gadget nerd who spends his time regretting the vast amount of internet browsing he did the previous day. I still remember cheat codes to games I haven’t owned for years, and am currently engaged in an achievement war that can only be described as unhealthy. I also look like an elf.
What do you do in your freetime? When not doing the things mentioned above, you will most likely find me in the corner of a room at a ‘social event’ craning my neck for a power outlet, at which I can continue the things mentioned above.
Hook slide? Yes. Very yes.