Don’t Play the 1 vs 100 UK Beta Tomorrow.

July 9th, 2009 at 10:00 am · 12 Comments

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Look, some of us are really good at trivia, okay?

All we need is a chance and we could be walking away with a car. Some of us need a car.

Getting that chance becomes really tough when there are other people trying to win that car.

For me, Pillowfort, can none of you play the 1 vs 100 UK beta tomorrow?

I mean, check it son. Maybe you aren’t even that good at trivia? I am, I think I’ve mentioned that. Did you know they speak Portuguese in Brazil? No, I bet you thought it was all about Spanish up in that ma’. It’s not, you should look it up.

Actually don’t look it up, you don’t need to know stuff like that, you’re not going to play in the Beta, remember? You already agreed.

You totally did! I mean, not out loud; but I took it as a given when you started to read this post. Why would you do that unless you agreed? I can’t think of why, you must really hate the idea of winning prizes in a competitive test of your knowledge. Although I can’t see why you’d hate that, it sounds like my Valhalla. Every day we’d wake up, have a hearty feast and beat each other up with our smarts. Pretty exciting, right?

Too bad you already said no.

If you hadn’t, you’d get to take part in an epistemological study. How often do those happen? Not very often at all infact. I’m pretty excited as I’ll be involved in it. I guess I’ll tell you about it afterward, it’s the least I can do after you’ve opted to stay out of it.

I’ll see you around, as long as it’s not tomorrow, I’m busy.

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    12 responses so far ↓

    • euanc says:

      wut? funny, but i didnt understand what you where talking about.

    • Prototype says:

      You know you can’t actually win anything in the beta the beta is for fun I know it’s suppose to be a funny way of saying that you want to win but there’s nothing to win this is a pointless article

    • Shane says:

      Actually prototype, there are sweepstake prizes starting on Friday, so you sir, should STFU.

    • Gameguy94 says:

      Is a closed beta? things on my 360 keep talking about the game but not how to get in…

    • raptorcut says:

      hahaha

      ok pillowfort
      i will let you take that car

    • karizmatkstalyn says:

      LOL they’re actually giving away prizes for a trivia game where you can easily google every answer? Good luck, Pillowfort!

      • Yousty says:

        I’ve played the American beta. You don’t have time to google the answers. You have like 4 seconds max to answer each question plus you get more points the faster you answer.

        You honestly think Microsoft is that stupid?

    • Prototype says:

      Shane I guess I wasn’t aware of that sweepstakes and I apolagize but even If it is a joke putting up an article basically saying don’t play because I want to win is pretty douchy of pillowfort

      • Pillowfort says:

        I’m joking.

        I had actually put “This is a joke, play if you want” in the tags, but it didn’t stick for some reason.

      • Yousty says:

        Wow, apparently Prototype didn’t realize this is SARCASTICgamer.com. Calm down man and learn to laugh a little.

        I thought the article was hilarious, pillowfort.

    • jaxboxchick says:

      This game is addictive!!

    • Gameguy94 says:

      Seriously though, how do you play the beta?

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