With games being pushed back to 2010 left, right and center, we respect titles that stand up to the crushing might of Modern Warfare 2. One such game is the much anticipated Cabela’s Outdoor Adventures for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 2, Playstation 3, Wii and PC, which has valiantly endeavored to launch this fall.
New to the game is the VITALS system, or Visually Integrated Targeting and Lock-on System, as the cool cats call it (backronyms are all the rage now, it seems). This lets you shoot “an accurate shot to the prey’s vitals, while also creating a closer and more personal view of the animals as they react realistically to being hunted.” What a great new feature!
Here at Sarcastic Gamer, we’re also big backronym fans. If fact, we’re such huge fans of all things backwards and acronymic that we have named a new feature SGISTHEBESTSITEINTHEWORLD (or Sarcastic Generation Integrated System Thought Haptic Experience Bonanza Externally Significant Towards Supple Indigo Trout Eggs Inside Naughty Trees How Else Would Our ROFLS Learn Dishwashing, to give it its full name). What does this feature do? We haven’t a clue, either, but at least this post now isn’t completely devoid of humor… right?
Source: Activision
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I read the hover-over text!
First time I’ve EVER read it.
How awesome am I?