Female gamers! It is time to unite as one and let game developers know that we will no longer stand by while gender discrimination takes place in our video games! For too long we have allowed these barbarians to terrorize us with their impossibly perfect female characters.
No natural woman looks like that! Boobs do not come in that size…really…I asked my plastic surgeon and he said no. All of the hippie non-armpit-shaving-women’s-right-defenders out there should be enraged at the most recent slap in the face of a game that was released this week.
Activision is making sure we all know that gender equality does not have a place in video games. Clearly, they believe that women belong in the kitchen or the garden while men, the superior species, are smarter and destined for greater things. Science Papa for the Nintendo DS hit stores on July 14th. I attempted to protest outside of my local GameStop by burning my bra.
What I failed to realize was that the store didn’t open for another hour so no one was there to witness it, and I wasted a perfectly good $60 bra. But I believe my message was sent in the ashes that were left outside of their door.
Science Papa is another one of those mini-game filled DS games that we have all come to know and detest. It is pretty much a knock off of the Cooking & Gardening Mama series that Majesco has going. Instead of growing plants or making food like Mama, the Papa’s mini-games form experiments.
If Cooking Mama upset those crazy PETA people, Science Papa should have women every where up in arms. What are we teaching our children that play these games? Girls grow up to cook, but boys can be scientists? What’s next? Taking back our right to vote?
Don’t allow this atrocity to happen! Get out there and burn your bras and let Activision and all of the other game developers out there know that we won’t stand for it anymore!
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Seriously! We all know men make better chefs.
Your right, us men are sorry. Tell you what go ahead and work out your fustrations on the wii fit. (pay no attention to the camera).
BE HAPPY YOU’RE ALLOWED TO COOK!
Pssshhh, where are we going those days?
Hmm… your post makes sense. I always thought that there was something a little unrealistic with Tomb Raider. BTW I think your captions are always very funny. Keep up the work!
Thanks!!
Well, there’s Nariko in Heavenly Sword … but she’s got an unreallistically perfect body
Jax, why did you buy a $60 dollar bra in the first place? Where’s you gamer pride?
You should have spent that $60 on a brand spankin’ new game!
For shame Jax… for shame…
I think preventing sagging titties is of greater importance.
Who knows, with that money she may have accidentally bought ShadowRun.
I agree…a good bra is waaay more important than a bad game. Victoria’s Secret FTW!
it’s not that bad unless they make house cleaning mama and alcohol papa.
What about alcoholic house cleaning mama? They could just call it Jax!
Awesome Sauce! I’ld play that just for the whole trying to cook while under the effects of alcohol, nintendo would need a huge sticker stating “Please do not attempt to cook while drunk” though the controls for cooking mama are so crap would it make a differance?
I hate seeing the girls in Final Fantasy, for one i want to see a girl be the main character and be headstrong and beat the crap out of the final boss without the “i just-a got beaten by a girl” pun
The funny thing is I see more guys playing cooking mama than girls. figure that one out.
Just thought of a new idea. Miltery Mama!! Imagine using the wiimote to intergate someone.
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