Britney Spears has beaten Carmen Electra in the battle to put out the first ever Wii game to use a stripper pole! If you love stripper poles as much as Britney, then this is the game for you! Hit the jump to get the inside scoop on this amazing game AND for the first time ever, the Wii achievement list! Wii-Strip is the first game of its kind. Creator of the Nintendo Wii, Shigeru Miyamoto was quoted saying the following “THIS is the direction I wanted the Wii to go in. Screw those kid games, who doesn’t like strippers?”

The game features many different modes of play using many of the Wii accessories.

In career mode, you follow the career path of a stripper. You start out as every stripper does; you’re a young woman just needing enough money for a new car and college tuition. Watch as your character goes from innocent school girl, to a weathered thirtysomething with nothing left to lose.

Multi-player mode makes use of the Wii Vitality Sensor in whole new way. Invite a friend over and challenge them friend to a “Pants off Dance-off”. The Wii Vitality Sensor is strategically attached to two “spectators”, who sit in chairs and judge the competition. The other two players then battle it out on their Wii-Stripper Poles to see who can get the “spectators” up the fastest.*

You can also play multi-player on the Wii’s online service. Wii-Strip will be the first game to make use of the Wii-Cam. This could be great for meeting new people online or for entertaining your significant other who may be far away. Use your imagination.

The Wii-Strip bundle will include the Wii-Strip game, stripper pole, Wii-Cam, Wii-Speak, Wii Vitality Sensor, and a stack of play money.** Bundles will hit US stores this weekend, and in the UK and Australia two weeks later, just to piss them off.

*This game is not recommended for people with heart conditions.
** Stripper not included.

Achievement List

15G – Amateur Entertainer – Take first place in an amateur night
15G – Dolla Dolla Bill Ya’ll – Earn your first tip
15G – The Pasties Twirl – Successfully twirl **CENSORED**
25G – The Return Customer – That creepy guy came back! Good for you!
25G – VIP Room – Do your first private dance
25G – Bigger is Better – Get a boob job
25G – Earn $1000 in one night
50G – Make it Skeet Skeet Skeet like a water hose
50G – I’m not a hooker, I’m a dancer – Take a client into the bathroom and **CENSORED**
75G – Pants off Dance-off Champ – Win 20 multiplayer rounds
100G – The HEADliner – You’re the star of the strip club!100G – Retire – You just turned 32 and your career is over. Go directly to rehab and enjoy your retirement!

Due to the nature of the game, most of the achievements have been left out to protect our younger audience.

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