If you haven’t already been flattened by the 243 mentions of “Everybody’s GAME” in the last conference, here’s the second round of today’s drinking games. Test the strength of your bladder if you’re not legal with some soda, or test your level of consciousness if the law is no object. Either way, keep it responsible!

• Sony talk about Uncharted 2/God of War III/Ratchet and Clank/Heavy Rain/MAG: 1 drink per mention
• A quick-time event in Heavy Rain: half a drink (seriously, there will be lots of these)
• Sony announces the PSP Go!: 0 drinks
• Ten-year cycle mention: 1 drink
• New content announced for Home: 1 drink per item
• “Play Beyond” mentioned: 1 drink
• Blu-ray capacity/PS3 exclusivity mentioned: 1 drink
• Gran Turismo 5 delayed until 2015: 1 drink
• Slim PS3 mentioned: 1 drink
• Slim PS3 revealed: 2 drinks
• Kaz Hirai wears a pink shirt: 1 drink
• Kaz Hirai demonstrates a game: 1 drink
• Kaz Hirai demonstrates a new Ridge Racer: 3 drinks
• Giant enemy crab: 10 drinks
• Miyamoto wanders onto stage, nobody tells him he doesn’t work for Sony: 2 drinks
• Sales figures mentioned: 1 drink
• PS2 sales figures mentioned: 2 drinks
• Sales figures demoed with LittleBigPlanet: 3 drinks
• Metal Gear Solid Rising multiplatformed: 3 drinks
• New motion control hurriedly shoehorned in at last moment: 5 drinks
• The ghost of 2005-era Phil Harrison rises from beneath the stage: you’ve drunk too much

Keep it clean, folks, and enjoy!

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