E3 09: The Nintendo Press Conference Drinking Game

June 2nd, 2009 at 12:02 pm · 5 Comments

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Here’s something to try for the next hour: Sarcastic Gamer’s very own Nintendo Drinking Game. Play it with alcohol if you’re legal, soda if you’re not. Be responsible!

  • Nintendo announce a Mario game: 1 drink
  • Nintendo announce a Zelda game: 1 drink
  • A trailer receives no applause: 1 drink
  • A trailer ends with a “whoosh” noise to mask no applause: 1 drink
  • Nintendo roll some stats: 1 drink
  • Nintendo roll out some charts: 1 drink
  • Nintendo make an interesting announcement and gloss over it immediately: 2 drinks
  • Reggie/Cammie enjoys “witty” stage dialogue with game producer: 2 drinks
  • Cammie talks about her family: 3 drinks
  • Reggie flexes the financial muscle: 3 drinks
  • Nintendo talk about Everyone’s GAME: 7 drinks (to ease the pain)
  • Wii Music 2 is announced: 200 drinks

SarcasticGamer.com accepts no responsibility for mishaps resulting due to the announcement of Wii Music 2.

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    5 responses so far ↓

    • slik1000 says:

      “A trailer receives no applause: 1 drink”

      This just got interesting. Loving the blogging here, keep it up

    • nonmelodic says:

      By my count I had 25 drinks, but at least the last few ones were good drinks!

    • crashcrazy says:

      Dam, if only I had of seen this earlier, I’d be smashed

      Do a drinking game for sony

    • Krelith says:

      I was playing this game, but at least half of the beer got spat out during moments of hysterical laughter.

    • BoxofFun says:

      Microsoft: Pathetic EyeToy ripoff.
      Sony: Pathetic Wiimote ripoff.
      Nintendo: Super Mario Galaxy 2, Epic New Metroid, New Super Mario Bros. on Wii.

      Yeah, I think it’s pretty easy to see who won.

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