Fat asses around the world rejoice! Nintendo has plans to make us all skinny again (after shelling out the bucks for an original WiiFit, which we got bored with, and gained back the two pounds we’d lost by balancing for a few weeks) by introducing the all-new WiiFit Plus!

WiiFit Plus features fifteen new minigames. The two shown in the conference featured a math mini-game, with a girl wildly swinging her hips to hit balls with numbers on them. You know, 4 + 4 + 2 = 10, 5 + 5 = 10, etc. Cammie Dunaway termed it “Brain Age for your backside” (to which Pillowfort quickly responded, “so it’s Butt Age?”). Oh, and apparently there’s an obstacle course.

Amazingly enough, this announcement was met with no applause, laughter, or any other reaction from the in-house audience beyond sheer boredom. Lord help us all.

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