Please tell me you’re kidding.

This is how they are starting out the Nintendo conference?  This new fkcin’ innovation?

It’s called “co-operative” play, and they showed four dip sticks standing on stage playing four player Super Mario Brothers Wii!  Oh, look out!  You can pick up and carry your other dipstick friends you can’t figure out how to play the game!  Ooh, side scrolling, coin collecting fun!  This is great!

Super innovative fun!

Mario’s been a part of over 200 freakin’ video games?  Is that something you think you should be bragging about?

Oooh, holiday 2009!  What the hell is the hold up in this latest “masterpiece” of gaming innovation?  God only knows.  Maybe they need to crank out more “helicopter suits”!

Seriously, what in the hell are they doing?

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